>>39660920"Hey guys," the Game Freak employee said, wiping the semen from his lips. "You know how you're supposed to attack the other [SNORTS COCAINE] Pokemon to win the game?" "Yeah?" Employee Two replied, licking the grease from the fried dog he just ate off of his fingers. "Well, let's make an attack that only serves to make the game absolutely unfun to play the right way, promoting the [VOMITS UP COUGH SYRUP/ALKA-SELTZER SOLUTION] cancerous 'strategy' of stalling!" "That's a great idea!" Jim Gamefuck exclaimed, still covered in the blood of various innocent poor children. And thus, Sucker Punch came to be.
