Hello /vp/. Do you recognize this Pokémon? The rational among you will say "Oh yeah, that's some shitty Geodude fanart". Well you'd be wrong! This is an actual Pokémon, known as Alolan Geodude.

Now I know what you're thinking. You think this is another one of those "it wouldn't be missed if it was excluded from SwSh" threads... and you're right, because it wouldn't be.

You don't care about Alolan Geodude. In fact, I know for a fucking FACT that up until just now, you forgot it even existed. It is proven without hesitation that Alolan Geodude is no one's favorite Pokémon. The very idea that someone likes this abomination is so fucking absurd that I'd honestly murder you if I could for even daring to suggest it.

And, as always, the irrefutable statement: If you totally forgot about it... how could you miss it?