I've recently noticed a trend amongst the adult Pokemon fanbase. Or perhaps calling it a "trend" doesn't do it justice. More like the entire community of adult Pokemon consumers has devolved into the following three camps:
>"Hey, look at me, I'm a lolicon and I hate furfags"
and conversely:
>"Hey look at me, I'm a furry and I hate pedophiles"
and perhaps most disturbingly:
>"Hey, look at me. I'm asexual and I wish you sicko fuckers would stop sexualizing things that aren't meant to be sexualized."

What can be done about the cumbrain vs. cumbrain vs. anti-cumbrain problem? It makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells every goddamn day.