>"Petah you need to get out of this funk, you can't just keep moping because Masuda cut Deoxys."
>"No way Lois, for the rest of my life I promise to never ever be happy again! It's the only way to show how much Deoxys meant to me. Just like when I boycotted Modern Warfare to show how much the servers meant to me."
>"I thought you would say that Petah. So I called someone over to help you cope with this loss."
>Lois opens the door
>"NO. FRICKIN. WAY. REGIROCK?"
>"OMP OMP OMP"
