I am an Arceist. This means I worship Arceus. Arceus is the one true God! I am a High Ranking Arceist. The highest Honor given to me by Arceus himself. No other human has gotten that rank before because other humans betray Arceus.

I do anything Arceus tells me to do because he's God.
If Arceus tells me to jump, I say, "How high?" If Arceus tells me to give him a blow job, I say, "How much cum do I swallow?"