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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 02:41:26 No.39722983 View View Reply Original Report

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Pokemon are for marriage

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 02:42:56 No.39723005 Report

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>>39722983
how you gonna marry a jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 02:43:16 No.39723007 Report

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>>39722983
why isn't she wearing panties under that dress. that's lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 02:44:22 No.39723017 Report

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>>39723005
got em

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 03:51:42 No.39723422 Report

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 04:10:54 No.39723551 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 05:16:43 No.39723907 Report

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>>39722983
Lucario is made for hot coco

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 05:17:35 No.39723911 Report

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>>39723907
Man I'd love to drink hot cocoa with Lucario.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 05:52:19 No.39724073 Report

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>>39722983
imagine if you fall madly in love with your precious partner pokemon through your adventures, you confess your love to them and they turn you down, since they don't see you in that way at all, seeing you only as a good friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 05:59:34 No.39724092 Report

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>>39724073
I’d be crestfallen for starters. I’d probably tell her that I need some time alone to reflect on my thoughts, process all the emotions I’m feeling. Later I’d talk with her face to face, tell her that I respect her choices and that as a valuable member of the team I hope that we can continue to be good friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 06:13:31 No.39724139 Report

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>>39722983
eh
I'd rather not, don't want to stop liking pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 11:09:07 No.39724907 Report

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>>39723007
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 11:30:18 No.39724975 Report

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Marry fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 11:40:06 No.39725002 Report

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>>39724073
NTRfags go home

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 11:45:09 No.39725019 Report

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>>39722983
Pokemon are for aggravated assault, kidnapping, unlawful imprisonment, trafficking, rape, murder, and cannibalism.

No? Then you have a serious double standard Anon. You can love your dog, but it’s literally illegal to LOVE your dog. I’d end by telling you to laid but you’d probably take that as an endorsement to molest your neighbors puppy Amanda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 12:32:01 No.39725206 Report

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>>39723422
You can't do anything to me, I'm Canadian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 12:35:04 No.39725223 Report

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>>39725206
Beastiality is illegal everywhere in Canada anon, unlike the states

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 14:53:29 No.39726852 Report

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>>39725223
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html
https://openparliament.ca/bills/42-1/C-246/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 14:58:48 No.39726917 Report

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>>39724975
>mfw everyone else only likes Ray as a meme
The absolute state of me for wanting to fuck a green snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 14:59:05 No.39726921 Report

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>>39724092
Meanwhile your starter gets gangbanged by the males on your team while you get to be her friend. Thats the sort of response you would get judging by your response

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:03:04 No.39726964 Report

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>>39722983
Pokemon are for miscarriage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:03:11 No.39726966 Report

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>>39726917
>implying it's a meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:04:54 No.39726996 Report

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>>39726852
Did you notice that the motion was defeated and the supreme courts decision was overtuned? Our court system works different from the states the supreme court can be overuled. Beastiality is still illegal everywhere in canada, cope with the fact you still go to jail for fucking your dog. Unlike many states where its completely legal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:10:41 No.39727057 Report

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>>39726852
Bill C-84 anon, beastiality is definately illegal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:35:21 No.39727293 Report

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>>39726921
What can you do then? It’s out of your hands at that point, she’s made her choice. You’re not gonna force someone you like to do something they don’t want. If she wants to be with a Pokémon instead of a human then so be it. Your true love might be waiting in the next town or patch of tall grass, who knows?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:36:16 No.39727298 Report

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>>39723007
thats a boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:38:38 No.39727319 Report

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>>39727298
why isn't he wearing panties under that dress. that's lewd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:44:19 No.39727383 Report

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>Fucking pokemon is bestiality
Pokemon are sapient, unlike common animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:45:20 No.39727391 Report

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“Yes officer jenny? This one right here.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:46:38 No.39727403 Report

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>>39727383
Why else can a Pokémon understand a trainer calling out its own moves and perform them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:48:05 No.39727421 Report

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>>39727403
You mean like a dog or a monkey

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:51:20 No.39727457 Report

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>>39727421
Do dogs and monkeys can learn to talk like meowth in the anime? Also, meowth even translates what they say in their language and they always talk with similar intelligence to human beings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:52:29 No.39727475 Report

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>>39722983
Pokemon aren't for degenerate fetishists like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:52:52 No.39727478 Report

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In Galar it's legal
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9560219/model-marry-dog-after-failed-dates/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:54:25 No.39727489 Report

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>>39727383
Look up the definition of beastiality anon, doesn’t matter if its sapient its still beastiality which is why a human having sex with Mewtwo is still tagged as beastiality on a certain slimy booru site that shall not be named

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:56:09 No.39727509 Report

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>>39727478
Is it legally recognized anon? No? Then you’re lying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 15:57:14 No.39727515 Report

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>>39727457
Yeah. Meowth proves that Pokémon have the capacity to learn about things other than battling and even learn to speak. (It takes up two moves I believe) The giant Pokémon episode with its subtitles showed that Pokémon are able to have intelligent conversation amongst themselves.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 16:20:51 No.39727762 Report

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 16:23:05 No.39727793 Report

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>>39722983
I love aura dog!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 16:26:58 No.39727851 Report

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>>39727515
Doesn’t change the fact if you fuck one its still beastiality

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 16:30:40 No.39727899 Report

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>>39722983
Pokemon are only for being battle machines to conquer the world with. Anything else is pure autism. Give them fake friendship and love so they can be the most optimal battlers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 16:31:40 No.39727911 Report

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>>39727899
>fuck them in the ass to make them stronger
interesting take

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Anonymous Fri 16 Aug 2019 16:32:10 No.39727916 Report

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>>39727899
Based Dennis stating facts

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