Oh no, 'mon is dead, long live 'mon
It died an ugly death by Masuda's dong
And now you know it's going nowhere
And now you know, you realize
Oh no, 'mon is dead, it just gave up
We want good games, but they won't make 'em
And gens 4 and 5 have some Ebola
And now you know it has all died

It left this shitstorm for us

So what? 'Mon is dead, it's no great loss
So many reboots, its boots fell off
The Champion, he has no clothes on
And quality is peeling off
Oh no, 'mon is dead, long live 'mon
One final Stealth Rock to jack it off
Jack it off

It left this shitstorm for us
It left this shitstorm for us
It left this shitstorm for us