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>Masuda enters a small, dark room
>The single light flickers on revealing a man chained up
>"Good morning, shill" Masuda says
>Shill looks up, instantly drooling upon seeing his master Masuda
>"M-Masuda-sama! What is today's news?"
>Masuda smiled
>"Today a new announcement; we are removing natures"
>A huge grin crossed Shill's face, nothing but excitement filled his face
>"That's not all, Shilliam... were even not updating the graphics like we promised"
>Upon hearing those words, Shill's pants were stained with cum from excitement; he fell to his knees, panting like a dog, hoping to look the bottom of Masuda's boots for today's breakfast
>"Oh you think thats all?" Masuda laughed, "Were removing the post-game. All of it. Game straight up doesn't have anything to do after winning except catching the rest of the Pokemon only available in the game"
>Shill moaned as he came all over the place, Masuda bringing nothing but joy to him at the proposal of less content
>Masuda tossed him a phone with /vp/ opened up
>"Its time to get back to work. Please go praise my game now despite me being a lazy sack of shit"
>Suddenly, a frown appeared on Shill's face
>"Whats the matter?" Masuda asked
>"Am I getting paid for this?" Shill asked
>Masuda laughed
>"Of course not"
>Shill smiled and replied "Thank Arceu-"
>Before he finished that sentenced, Shill laughed, forgetting that Arceus isn't going to be in the Dex
>Masuda locked up Shill's cage and left, happy knowing that Shill had found his place on this Earth; as a bottom-feeder licking GameFreak's boots