>>39785936Oh my God, Jesus oh my lord Jesus H. Christ I'm gonna seethe so hard there aren't POKÉMON!
IT'S GONNA BE A 0/10 BECAUSE IT HAS A POKÉMON THAT ISN'T IN THE GAME HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO SEETHE SO HARD I CAN'T GET MORE ANGRY
Why do people even play other Pokemon games? They're always missing an insignificant element! They couldn't possibly be fun! When I consider the idea that there is a feature not in the game, I have to change pants because I just can't contain myself. Games like Ruby and White are bad because they cut minor features so I don't play them. I would pay Game Freak $50 every month if they included the rest of the Pokémon as DLC. It's all I need in my life. The dopamine rush I get when I see my transferred Pokemon beats any high and I will sell my soul to Game Freak and The Pokémon Company if they can keep me feeling this way. If Pokémon succeeds, I won't get my dopamine fix from seeing my transferred Pokemon and I'll enter withdrawals. I can't fathom the idea of people buying these games. It's like they aren't slaves to insignificant features and have developed standards.
