WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!! M-M-MUH-Morty, I did it Morty. I found Darkrai, Morty. It only took 150+ tries of autistically tweaking the bicycle back and forth in Jubilife City to open the void, Morty. *downs a soda pop* I walked through the fucking void, Morty! You know what I saw there? Things, Morty. Unspeakable things. *grabs Morty and reels him in under my shoulder as I point to the sky with my drink wielding hand* BUUUURP. There I was, Morty. On step 60,248. Do you know what happens on step 60,248, Morty? You see a mountain, Morty. A snow covered, glitchy mountain, M-Morty! It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, Morty! God's not real, Morty! Life is meaningless. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!!