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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:19:07 No.39816285 View View Reply Original Report

>I WANT ALL 1000+ POKEMON COMPLETE WITH ALL THEIR UNIQUE ANIMATIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE MOVE THEY CAN LEARN
>AND I ALSO WANT PS4 GRAPHICS
>AND I ALSO WANT ALL REGIONS TO BE IN ONE GAME
>AND I ALSO WANT THE POST GAME TO HAVE 5 DIFFERENT BATTLE FRONTIERS
>AND I ALSO WANT FULL VOICE ACTING AND CUTSCENES
>AND I ALSO WANT EVERY SINGLE POKEMON LINE TO GET A MEGA EVOLUTION
>AND I ALSO WANT A UNIQUE Z MOVE FOR EVERY 1000+ POKEMON INSTEAD OF GENERIC ONES
>AND I ALSO WANT IT ALL DONE WITHIN A YEAR

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:19:56 No.39816290 Report

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i don't want any of those things in particular but i do want you to fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:20:09 No.39816295 Report

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correct

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:20:22 No.39816296 Report

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>>39816285
I would happily wait another 2 years for Sw/Sh if we got these things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:21:32 No.39816303 Report

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>>39816285
>what's a strawman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:21:58 No.39816307 Report

Quoted By: >>39816339 >>39816355 >>39816955

>>39816285
>>I WANT ALL 1000+ POKEMON COMPLETE WITH ALL THEIR UNIQUE ANIMATIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE MOVE THEY CAN LEARN
>>AND I ALSO WANT PS4 GRAPHICS
>>AND I ALSO WANT ALL REGIONS TO BE IN ONE GAME
>>AND I ALSO WANT THE POST GAME TO HAVE 5 DIFFERENT BATTLE FRONTIERS
>>AND I ALSO WANT FULL VOICE ACTING AND CUTSCENES
>>AND I ALSO WANT EVERY SINGLE POKEMON LINE TO GET A MEGA EVOLUTION
>>AND I ALSO WANT A UNIQUE Z MOVE FOR EVERY 1000+ POKEMON INSTEAD OF GENERIC ONES
>>AND I ALSO WANT IT ALL DONE WITHIN A YEAR
Nobody asked for this, you dumb cuck. This was only demanded after Gamefreak claimed the reason for pokemon being cut was to have 'high quality animations and good graphics'.
If every pokemon was in it, no one would care if they reused the 3DS models like they're doing now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:26:55 No.39816336 Report

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>I WANT ALL 1000+ POKEMON COMPLETE WITH ALL THEIR UNIQUE ANIMATIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE MOVE THEY CAN LEARN
That would be neat, but just like 3-4 generic animations with one for their signature move would be fine

>AND I ALSO WANT PS4 GRAPHICS
lol play a PS4 then

>AND I ALSO WANT ALL REGIONS TO BE IN ONE GAME
Good idea for an official MMO, terrible idea for a mainline game

>AND I ALSO WANT THE POST GAME TO HAVE 5 DIFFERENT BATTLE FRONTIERS
I mean, at least have one

>AND I ALSO WANT FULL VOICE ACTING AND CUTSCENES
wtf literally no one wants that

>AND I ALSO WANT EVERY SINGLE POKEMON LINE TO GET A MEGA EVOLUTION
A couple of new ones every so often would be okay

>AND I ALSO WANT A UNIQUE Z MOVE FOR EVERY 1000+ POKEMON INSTEAD OF GENERIC ONES
Z-moves were a mistake

>AND I ALSO WANT IT ALL DONE WITHIN A YEAR
If they ever made a game like this, I'd be okay to wait five years for it

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:27:35 No.39816338 Report

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>>39816285
Unironically this minus the last 4.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:27:37 No.39816339 Report

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>>39816307
this, if they included over 1000+ pokemon it would be understandable and even the smart thing to do if they reused models.
but they cut it and made false claims that the animations would be of higher quality when a lot of it so far is either the same robotic movements from sm/lgpe or just straight up glitchy going bu the trailers.
the rest of ops claims like voice acting, all regions etc is them pulling shit out of their ass because a good chunk of fans don't beg for shit like that.
all people want now is old functionality that used to be in every game but now for some reason magically can't be in the game, and for gamefreak to stop being faggots.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:29:39 No.39816348 Report

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Imagine wasting time writing this and then slapping the worst meme in history on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:30:16 No.39816355 Report

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>>39816307
This, what people are tired of is GF's dishonesty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:30:42 No.39816358 Report

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>>39816285
I just want sprites to be used again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:34:05 No.39816384 Report

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>>39816285
and this, kids, is what is called a "strawman fallacy"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:35:49 No.39816393 Report

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>>39816285
>AND I ALSO WANT IT ALL DONE WITHIN A YEAR
No one with a brain asked for yearly releases.
And most of your points would be completely feasible if Game Freak used that giant pile of money they're sitting on to branch out and open up new offices and hire more devs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:36:49 No.39816400 Report

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>AND I WANT IT FOR $40

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:38:04 No.39816407 Report

Quoted By: >>39816427

the consumers never asked for yearly releases, that was a demand of the bloodsucking executives, there's a reason pokemon started sucking as the releases moved closer together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:38:57 No.39816413 Report

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>>39816303
>>39816384
Your posts will be viewed by blind eyes. The NPC meme will continue to be spammed as the new "thing I don't like" meme until a new one comes along and triggers some dumb progressive "journalist" and unwittingly makes it popular. The cycle is vicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:40:08 No.39816417 Report

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>>39816285
Nice list of shit nobody asked for, especially the last one

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:40:10 No.39816418 Report

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Yup, I'm wanting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:41:09 No.39816427 Report

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>>39816407
It's happened before with games like call of duty. Publisher kept pushing for shorter and shorter deadlines with less content (altho most was also pay walled). It's a sure way to kill your own franchise regardless of its popularity. People get burned out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:46:40 No.39816442 Report

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>I DON'T WANT ALL THE POKEMON IN THE GAME, THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY ANIMATIONS, THEY SHOULD JUST T POSE AT EACH OTHER
>I DON'T EVEN WANT GRAPHICS, MAKE IT A TEXT GAME
>AND I ALSO WANT ONLY HALF A REGION AND THE OTHER HALF IS LOCKED OUT
>AND I ALSO WANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO AFTER THE ELITE 4, NOT EVEN ONLINE PLAY
>AND I ALSO WANT STUPID SHIT LIKE INTRUSIVE STORY
>AND I ALSO WANT OLD MONS TO GET NOTHING SO THE NEW ONES CAN GET ALL THE MARKETING HYPE UNTIL THEY'RE TOSSED AWAY NEXT GEN
>AND I ALSO WANT NOTHING, DON'T EVEN MAKE ME A POKEMON GAME JUST TAKE MY MONEY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:11:16 No.39816548 Report

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>>39816285
kek based
all these redditfags infesting this board thinking they can silence differing opinions should just neck themselves

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:14:05 No.39816559 Report

Quoted By: >>39816645

>>39816285
90 billion dollar franchise and you will get none of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:15:27 No.39816568 Report

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>>39816285
>"YAAAS, LESS QUALITY AND CONTENT FOR BIGGER PRICE! YAAAAS!"
Uh. Ok, shill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:16:47 No.39816573 Report

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>>39816548
Contradiction: the post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:22:44 No.39816601 Report

Quoted By: >>39816613

>>39816285
>>I WANT ALL 1000+ POKEMON COMPLETE WITH ALL THEIR UNIQUE ANIMATIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE MOVE THEY CAN LEARN
We aren't even at 900 yet, anon
>>AND I ALSO WANT PS4 GRAPHICS
No, we want good graphics
>>AND I ALSO WANT ALL REGIONS TO BE IN ONE GAME
Hell no we don't
>>AND I ALSO WANT THE POST GAME TO HAVE 5 DIFFERENT BATTLE FRONTIERS
Who has ever asked for 5 different battle frontiers?
>>AND I ALSO WANT FULL VOICE ACTING AND CUTSCENES
You really want cutscenes after the mess that was Gen 7?
>>AND I ALSO WANT EVERY SINGLE POKEMON LINE TO GET A MEGA EVOLUTION
>>AND I ALSO WANT A UNIQUE Z MOVE FOR EVERY 1000+ POKEMON INSTEAD OF GENERIC ONES
Find one person who has requested that unironically and is over the age of 18
>>AND I ALSO WANT IT ALL DONE WITHIN A YEAR
Pokemon games have more development time than a single year. How much are you being paid to be a shill?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:25:43 No.39816613 Report

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>>39816601
>We aren't even at 900 yet, anon
to be fair there are more than 1000 models due to forms

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:26:45 No.39816615 Report

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>>39816285
Nobody wants half of those things and nobody asked GF to turn pokemon into a yearly franchise, nice bait though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:38:20 No.39816642 Report

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>>39816285
Good goy, pay more for less. Don‘t be entitled and toxic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:38:33 No.39816645 Report

Quoted By: >>39816891

>>39816559
>THEY LITERALLY PRINT MONEY SO THEY SHOULD MAGICALLY CATER TO MY EVERY WHIM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:40:44 No.39816652 Report

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>>39816285
I actually just want a blowjob. Get on that Masuda!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:41:46 No.39816658 Report

Quoted By: >>39816996

>>39816652
i will give you the bj if you don't buy the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:42:47 No.39816666 Report

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>>39816285
>AND I ALSO WANT PS4 GRAPHICS
>AND I ALSO WANT THE POST GAME TO HAVE 5 DIFFERENT BATTLE FRONTIERS

I'd only want these two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:44:24 No.39816670 Report

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>>39816285
For anyone who would honestly believes this, here is the actual responses so you aren't retarded enough to believe this bait is true anymore.

>I WANT ALL 1000+ POKEMON
Yes, I do because the game is called Pokémon and it's literally the only thing it has on other similar series at this point.
>COMPLETE WITH ALL THEIR UNIQUE ANIMATIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE MOVE THEY CAN LEARN
I give zero fucks about this. Animations are for turning off so they stop wasting your time.
>AND I ALSO WANT PS4 GRAPHICS
I give zero fucks about this too. I want Gen 4's 2D back motherfucker.
>AND I ALSO WANT ALL REGIONS TO BE IN ONE GAME
No I don't that would be terrible. Two is more than enough when it makes sense (AKA when the regions are right next to each other).
>AND I ALSO WANT THE POST GAME TO HAVE 5 DIFFERENT BATTLE FRONTIERS
No, I just it to have all of the events it's already had, with new ones every now and again. Not even every time, just when they've added something else like Inverse/Sky/Triple/Rotation/Royal battles where it makes sense.
>AND I ALSO WANT FULL VOICE ACTING AND CUTSCENES
No, that's cancer. Especially if said cutscenes aren't skippable.
>AND I ALSO WANT EVERY SINGLE POKEMON LINE TO GET A MEGA EVOLUTION
Nope, just the fully evolved ones (AKA not ones like Absol because they should have at least 2 and ideally 3 stages first) and they don't have to be done all at once. It's one of the good ways they can pander across generations alongide regional formes and SEPARATE cross gen evos.
>AND I ALSO WANT A UNIQUE Z MOVE FOR EVERY 1000+ POKEMON INSTEAD OF GENERIC ONES
No. If they're going to stick to 3D the default ones should all be animated correctly, sure, but beyond that I don't care because again animations should be able to be turned off and/or skipped. Beyond that, just like Megas, a couple new ones a Gen is fine.
>AND I ALSO WANT IT ALL DONE WITHIN A YEAR
Yes, that's why many of us have been telling them to delay to take their time for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:53:05 No.39816699 Report

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>>39816285
>AND I ALSO WANT FULL VOICE ACTING
Literally nobody wants this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 05:55:54 No.39816709 Report

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>>39816285
>>I WANT ALL 1000+ POKEMON COMPLETE WITH ALL THEIR UNIQUE ANIMATIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE MOVE THEY CAN LEARN
Holy hyperbole Batman. It's not every move, it's every group of moves that are executed the same way. And it would be almost exclusive to contact moves, because the majority of special and non-contact physical moves don't use part of the Pokemon's body so they wouldn't need special animations (with the obvious exceptions of things like Blastoise using its cannons).
>AND I ALSO WANT PS4 GRAPHICS
Okay, I'll give you this one.
>AND I ALSO WANT ALL REGIONS TO BE IN ONE GAME
This is a meme that no one above the age of 12 actually wants.
>AND I ALSO WANT THE POST GAME TO HAVE 5 DIFFERENT BATTLE FRONTIERS
This might be the strawman-iest thing in this entire post. Show me one (1) example of someone asking for anything close to this.
>AND I ALSO WANT FULL VOICE ACTING AND CUTSCENES
Most of the people complaining about the lack of features hate excessive cutscenes, and voice acting is another meme that no one actually wants. Not to mention it would make said cutscenes even more unbearable since you can't just mash A through the dialogue, you have to sit and listen to it (and it's Game Freak, so you know it would be slow as balls like literally everything else in the game).
>AND I ALSO WANT EVERY SINGLE POKEMON LINE TO GET A MEGA EVOLUTION
That's funny, I was sure the general consensus was that Megas should be reserved for shitmons and things like Mega Fug are completely fucking uncalled for, but okay.
>AND I ALSO WANT A UNIQUE Z MOVE FOR EVERY 1000+ POKEMON INSTEAD OF GENERIC ONES
I take it back, THIS is the strawman-iest thing in the whole post.
>AND I ALSO WANT IT ALL DONE WITHIN A YEAR
Once again you're getting the people making valid criticisms of the game confused with 12-year-olds with shit taste. We all want the game to be delayed so they can improve it, but they have to please the impatient autismos and that's why the game is shit in the first place.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:17:38 No.39816806 Report

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>>39816285

LOL literally no one is asking for any of those things?

Please don't reproduce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:19:19 No.39816815 Report

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>>39816285
>AND I ALSO WANT IT ALL DONE WITHIN A YEAR
Are you retarded? They spend 2-5 years on each game, it's not like the begin working on one game as soon as one is released and only have 1 year to work on it.
Jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:32:10 No.39816859 Report

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I want sprites back, which probably costs more than PS4 graphics. And maybe mega evolution too. That's about it.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:34:07 No.39816873 Report

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>>39816285
NPC meme is for doormats, shills and spineless fucks that don't wanna make waves. Not people that annoy you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:39:08 No.39816891 Report

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>>39816645
Star Wars is falling apart and Pokemon will follow suit

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:43:51 No.39816911 Report

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Dude I just want a simple game that just matches the amount of post game content of HGSS and BW2 with no major drawbacks
But I doubt even Game Freak can do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:46:44 No.39816928 Report

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>>39816285
Guys.... I dont think OP realizes that by using the NPC meme.... OP becomes an NPC himself....

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:51:45 No.39816948 Report

Quoted By: >>39816964 >>39817007 >>39817476

>>39816285
>yet gamefreak, a company woefully understaffed for the amount of work they try to do, splits their staff to work on multiple games constantly then cuts corners becaus the workload is too much for 45 (give or take) people to do in a year so they cut massive corners and remove features because its too hard instead of hiring more people.

games require generally bigger studios these day you fucking nigger.

Also who the fuck realistically thinks all regions could work in a game and not be fucked with level scaling? who wants 5 battle frontiers? who wants mega evolutions to be given to every pokemon within a single generation? who wants so many fucking Z moves? who the FUCK cares about voicacting and that nonsense in pokemon of all things? who the FUCK expects ps4 graphics? who the FUCK is asking for unique animations for every pokemon?

ready? im going to make this really simple for your tiny brain:
>all pokemon ported with their "furutre proof models"
>enough animations (DOESNT NEED TO BE UNIQUE) so that pokemon are SWINGING THEIR FUCKING HAND FOR A BITING ATTACK. Not to mentionhaving at least competent animations AKA more than a tiny jump and a footprint appearing.
>nobody cares for any more Z moves or megas. if there were more a few more of each type would be fine but unneeded
>graphics should be up to par with other nintendo titles. If mario and zelda can do it, so can fucking pokemon
>HIRE MORE STAFF YOU PENNY PINCHING KIKES

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:51:47 No.39816949 Report

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>>39816285
that sounds like a fun game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:52:48 No.39816955 Report

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>>39816307
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 06:54:36 No.39816964 Report

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>>39816948
>are swinging their hand
aren't swining their hand for bite attacks. fucking typos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 07:02:57 No.39816996 Report

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>>39816658
Well, it looks like I ain't buying this game after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 07:05:23 No.39817007 Report

Quoted By: >>39817063

>>39816948
>>all pokemon ported with their "furutre proof models"
Right on the first point you're wrong. Amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 07:16:52 No.39817063 Report

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>>39817007
wrong on what account?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 07:19:13 No.39817076 Report

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>>39816427
I love how fucking Ubisoft was the only one to say they need to slow down and take the odd break year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 07:20:28 No.39817086 Report

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>>39816285

Z-moves are.dumb. Mega evolutions are dumb. Nobody wants a new mainline game every year except Jewfreak.
Nobody wants all the regions.

You seem dumb. Go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 09:17:09 No.39817476 Report

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>>39816948
>nobody cares for any more Z moves or megas
Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, any place that isn't this contrarían hellhole would say otherwise

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