Jamie is a british geek
That japs can't understand
Masuda and Ohmori
gave up and left him the brand
The doom and the gloom of the franchise
are all but guaranteed
By his crappy western cartoon designs he insists
must all be programmed in
They are his
Tuuurnermons, shitty turnermons
(cogs and keys and icy snow treats)
Tuuurnermons, shitty turnermons
objectmons, waifus, all about humans
Castles, pastels, top hats, fat rats, anchors, buncha gears, french maids, wedding cakes, piles of trash, diaper rash!
Tuuurnermons, shitty turnermons
If the switch games don't sell too well he'll jump to mobage!