>>39890160>not only that, she's doomed to get tan and railed by islanders>>39891165Shield-chan probably sees you as a walking wallet, and will age like milk. Also, enjoy never eating warm food again because she probably shoots pics of whatever you're out eating (she doesn't cook and you're paying) for 10 minutes and doesn't let you eat before she gets the perfect pic.
Also, fake trendy hiking boots that give her blisters so she'll never run into your arms.
Damn, the more I write the more I seethe.... look at their fucking smiles in
>>39890906, chicken is genuinely happy and excited to play pokemon with you, shield is just posing, her mouth clearly cramping from maintaining that fake smile for the 75th pic so she can get the angle right to post it.
