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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:23:47 No.39906248 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39906279 >>39906310 >>39907860 >>39908019 >>39908109 >>39908132 >>39908914 >>39909119 >>39910266 >>39911453 >>39911583 >>39912046

I have a serious question.

Could it swallow a small child?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:25:57 No.39906279 Report

Quoted By: >>39906321

>>39906248
im gonna break your nose kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:26:22 No.39906284 Report

Quoted By: >>39906358

They said it swallows anything you put in it's mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:27:32 No.39906310 Report

Quoted By: >>39906321 >>39906354

>>39906248
It would spit it out as it doesn't taste like it's usual foods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:28:00 No.39906321 Report

Quoted By: >>39906345 >>39911330

>>39906279
It's just a legit question, they said it can swallow ANYTHING put in its mouth

So could it swallow, let's say...a little girl or boy trainer?

>>39906310
Okay but how do we know this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:29:34 No.39906345 Report

Quoted By: >>39906367 >>39906388

No.

>>39906321
>Sometimes it will swallow things that aren’t its intended prey, spitting them out in a hurry once it realizes its mistake.
From the official website.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:30:03 No.39906354 Report

Quoted By: >>39906512

>>39906310
>taste
>swallowing

You could give it a baby and it would think it's food to swallow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:30:22 No.39906358 Report

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>>39906284
>anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:31:04 No.39906367 Report

Quoted By: >>39906427

>>39906345
>intended prey

Which is? How do we know that small prey wouldn't include children? Do we have an official list?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:32:29 No.39906388 Report

Quoted By: >>39906427

>>39906345
What if it swallows the child but you ductape its mouth and force it to digest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:35:28 No.39906427 Report

Quoted By: >>39908134 >>39911330

>>39906367
This bird is only 2'7". I don't even think it's physically possible.

>>39906388
Then that should count as child murder and you go to jail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:42:35 No.39906512 Report

Quoted By: >>39906531 >>39906578

>>39906354
In the process of swallowing, its tongue is gonna taste that food. And a baby probably doesn't taste or feel like fish,

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:44:30 No.39906531 Report

Quoted By: >>39906549 >>39908075 >>39908148

>>39906512
What if the baby is sprayed with fish scent? You know to smell like a fish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:45:36 No.39906549 Report

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>>39906531
THEN it is possible for the baby to be swallowed and digested

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 02:47:49 No.39906578 Report

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>>39906512
what if the baby is wearing a fish outfit and sprayed to smell like a fish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 04:42:29 No.39907860 Report

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>>39906248
No, that will be the giant eagle in the New Zealand region gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 04:58:01 No.39908019 Report

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>>39906248
Im getting joe rogan vibes where this thing out to say it can eat a farfecth'd like how pelicans can and eat ducks whole...the vore community would be all over it. They'd call the ship duck soup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 05:04:15 No.39908075 Report

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>>39906531
kek. psychopath in the making

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 05:07:41 No.39908109 Report

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>>39906248
It has eyes full of fear

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 05:10:12 No.39908132 Report

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>>39906248
I think it would furiously peck at a small child's eye out and then swallow them whole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 05:10:18 No.39908134 Report

Quoted By: >>39909427

>>39906427
What does a jail in the Pokémon world look like?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 05:11:53 No.39908148 Report

Quoted By: >>39912741

>>39906531
Anon, why are you so intent on getting this thing to eat a baby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 07:01:35 No.39908914 Report

Quoted By: >>39911330

>>39906248
Only if they were ridiculously small or shrunken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 07:44:21 No.39909119 Report

Quoted By: >>39909530

>>39906248
I don't see why not. That aside, imagine this thing digesting a dick and balls ha ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 07:45:54 No.39909125 Report

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Have you SEEN cormorants in real life?

If they were any bigger, they would absolutely try and eat children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 07:53:30 No.39909155 Report

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haha i wonder what cramorant's breath smells like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 08:47:00 No.39909427 Report

Quoted By: >>39911250

>>39908134
All the officer Jenny ball-busting you daily and eventually crushing your balls before letting you out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 09:01:38 No.39909530 Report

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>>39909119
When it comes to food, it will try to swallow anything it can fit in its mouth. Sometimes it will swallow things that aren’t its intended prey, spitting them out in a hurry once it realizes its mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 10:51:16 No.39910266 Report

Quoted By: >>39911330

>>39906248
How big is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 13:48:37 No.39911250 Report

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>>39909427
wtf i want to go to the jail now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 13:57:55 No.39911330 Report

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>>39906321
>>39906427
>>39908914
>>39910266
Dynamaxing solves any and all height complications
go wild

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 14:00:01 No.39911350 Report

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well, thanks to the affleck leak, we know that it can swallow a pikachu. so yes, I believe it could.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 14:12:08 No.39911453 Report

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>>39906248
Not unless it's a very small baby. But with that beak it isn't called an abortion bird for nothing, you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 14:31:55 No.39911583 Report

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>>39906248
>see bird eating
>get around
How fucking mentally ill and sex starved do you have to be to steep that low? I'm a kissless virgin incel myself but I still didn't end up into such rabbit hole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 15:21:34 No.39912013 Report

Quoted By: >>39912027 >>39912062

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 15:23:15 No.39912027 Report

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>>39912013
me on the left

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 15:25:49 No.39912046 Report

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>>39906248

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 15:27:36 No.39912062 Report

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>>39912013
>pokemon dilf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 16:40:49 No.39912741 Report

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>>39908148
What if the baby actually was a fish?

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