why do the starters have to be humans
why is there real food in my pokemon game
why are the models not scaled properly
why are the move animations worse than in USUM
why is the UI oversimplified and bland
why can I tell every Pokemon James Turner created
why did they cut out the animation of Vileplume picking up the ball in camp
why does your character eat like it's the first time she's ever tasted food
why are you able to instantaneously grow hair at the salon
why is everyone black
why can I tell all the good music wasn't composed by Masuda
why does Sobble look like an autistic mouth breathing kid I knew since 3rd grade who was allergic to everything at lunch time
why am I buying it anyway