Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the pokemon ultra beast jellyfish so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the ultra deep sea I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Nihilego. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Nihilego’s tight jellyfish pussy. I want it to have my mutant human/jellyfish babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the aquarium’s jellyfish. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Nihilego again.