Domain changed to archive.palanq.win . Feb 14-25 still awaits import.
[2 / 1 / ?]

No.39943814 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Every time I want to move to Johto I get called Kahtoboo its not fair bros. Unova is great and all but I want to go watch pokeathlon in a small rice field shack while drinking Kurts apricot blend tea from a traditional johtonese tea pot like the pokeathlon host on tv. Its not fair. I want to wear a johtonese man dress so my large Unovan thick club can feel the wind before plowing one of the small local kimono girls. I get called a weirdo for wanting to uh... tickle lugia but with Reshiram its apparently fine???? Like guys isnt that a bit racist its just a mythical fron another country. Imagine all the stuck in early 90's round designs everywhere! Even the pokemon! Dammit I am A JOHTOBOO AND PROUD