Pokémon WiFi General - /wfg/ - FASTE Edition

Trading, Breeding, Battling, Autism, and Shitposting
Giveaways, Circlejerking, Mystery Eggs, and General Questions

A guide for beginners and mentally incapacitated folks alike: http://pastebin.com/fZDHiCUZ

>Hey OP! I've been looking for a place to give out or collect breeding leftovers.
People are encouraged to dump their free leftovers here. Don't hesitate to ask for anything being given out for free.

>Hey OP! I like hacks and clones! I also want to add you for for Friend Safari
There are other places to go for those things.

>Hey OP! I like posting text lists!
Text lists are shit. Copy and paste that into an image or a pastebin if you have to.

>Hey OP! I like shitposting and circlejerking, but I don't want to clog the thread with my nonsense. What do?
Fuck u

Common Answers to Common Questions
> Talonflame has access to Flame Body and Fly, use it.
> Move Deleter is in Hau'oli City.
> Name Rater is in Heahea City.
> The Nursey is on Paniola Ranch on Akala Island.
> Skrelp/Clauncher (I'm assuming they're caught in the same place since they're exclusives) can be caught with a Good Rod off the Coast of Cyllage City.
> The Fishing Rod is given to the player by Lana after clearing her trial in Brooklet Hill.
> Sail Fossil is Amamura, Jaw Fossil is Tyrunt.
> Ditto is on Mount Hokulani.
> Don't ask for Mega Stones for derps, you're not going to get them.
> If you're going to trip/namefag then make sure your in-game name is the same as your trip/name, it gets very confusing.
> Masuda method is ONLY based off of languages. Actual area does not matter.
> IV Guy is in your PC.