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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:33:09 No.39971496 View View Reply Original Report

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My Scorbunny is getting worse, guys. He told me his name is Scarbunny now. I'm worried he's going to try Marawana drugs. Please help me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:38:58 No.39971541 Report

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Do you have any dark types? They're a bad influence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:41:05 No.39971549 Report

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No, he just hangs out with a Grass/Poison-type Oddish and a Normal-type Zigzagoon. I haven't met the latter, though. Apparently he's from another country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:42:10 No.39971554 Report

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>>39971496
You should check his room to see if he keeps any Ghost Type music in there, if so he's probably becoming a Giratina worshiper.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:48:03 No.39971574 Report

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He just brought home his new girlfriend. I don't know how I feel about her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:50:00 No.39971582 Report

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>>39971496
>>39971554
You are fucking moronic. I can't believe you are wasting your time with joke threads. This is "I just found out weed was a thing" level juvenile.

Weed breddy gud mane. Gotta love the weed. It make me happy all day and my boss smoke weed too so he extra cooo guy, ya know. Parta da club.

Fuck. It's so middle school, it should come with Axe bodyspray and sweatband bracelets. This being funny is a tangible barometer of be a shitbrain pothead. Yes pothead is the negative term for someone who's live is basically just weed. Who's social life would honestly collapse in it's absence. Pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:51:18 No.39971585 Report

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>>39971582
calm down nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:51:54 No.39971589 Report

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>>39971582
Please don't talk to me or my Scorbunny ever again. This is me by the way. A lot of people say I look too young to be his mother but I don't know ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:58:02 No.39971616 Report

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>>39971589
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Who the fuck said that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:59:01 No.39971621 Report

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>>39971589
You forgot to add, "Fangz 2 Raven 4 da help".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:59:35 No.39971624 Report

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>>39971585
Nah bro. I'll just stay mad. Maybe some weed is all I need to calm down right? Complacency is not your friend. Boredom should be boring. You will honestly do more the less you smoke in your free time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:02:51 No.39971634 Report

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>>39971616
My best friend Dani tells me it all the time. I love her like a sister. She always gives me lots of wine, and I'm pretty sure she killed my ex-husband.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:03:30 No.39971637 Report

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>>39971496
Which one should I get guys?

I mean. A-asking for a friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:05:27 No.39971643 Report

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>>39971637
You should probably get two tho right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:05:47 No.39971645 Report

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>>39971496
This my gf, what'd ya think? Am I lucky to Rock Smash those cheeks or what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:06:18 No.39971649 Report

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>>39971582
I never mentioned weed in my post but okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:07:29 No.39971658 Report

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>>39971645
That reminds me: my daughter came home wearing this yesterday. Is she turning into a slut like that stoner's fat girlfriend?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:07:53 No.39971660 Report

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>>39971496
My bro Oddish bought me this hat. Gotta say i'm flattered senpai. This shit is LIT. I wear it errday. Gotta let everyone know what's i'm about. 4204lyfe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:11:21 No.39971678 Report

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>>39971496
I had the choice between a Heat Rotom or a G-Weezing. Lemme spoil it for you guys, I didn't buy the appliance. L O L

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:11:37 No.39971679 Report

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>>39971582
>>39971637
>>39971645
>>39971660
t. baby who needs a nap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:14:19 No.39971689 Report

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>>39971634
Fine by me. As long as you're out here squealing on your friends. How about knowing her crimes and not reporting it? Hmm seems like complicity to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:15:23 No.39971694 Report

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>>39971679
A nap? I sleep 8 hours. I just don't care when those 8 hours take place. If one of us had to stay up longer than the other. I'd fuckin shame you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:15:40 No.39971696 Report

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>>39971658
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:17:50 No.39971705 Report

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>>39971582
seethe more, subhuman trash

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:24:58 No.39971727 Report

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Listen, OK. LISTEN. I'm—hiccup—I know OP for—burp—20 years. She's a good mom and a better—hiccup—mother. I love her and think she's an—uhhhh—a excellent woman—buuuuuuurp. Anyway, happy birthday, girl! ;);););)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:25:01 No.39971728 Report

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>>39971705
I'm not going to imply I'm better than you. But I can guarantee that you are no better than me. Your arguments suck, your taste is bad. You definition of edgy is from the 90s. You're a fucking tool. Wish you'd realize it though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:27:18 No.39971738 Report

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Why are you guys fighting anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:31:01 No.39971752 Report

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>>39971727
Well enjoy that while it lasts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:37:17 No.39971779 Report

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By the way, this is how my new boyfriend dresses around my children. He says it's normal, but it makes me uncomfortable. What should I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:42:15 No.39971794 Report

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>>39971779
Kill him obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:43:35 No.39971802 Report

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>>39971794
Let me call up Dani.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:49:59 No.39971839 Report

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>>39971802
Do it. Pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:50:18 No.39971840 Report

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>>39971496
>My Scorbunny is getting worse, guys. He told me his name is Scarbunny now. I'm worried he's going to try Genawunna drugs. Please help me.
FTFY

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:54:08 No.39971856 Report

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>>39971839
I didn't have to since I found a new boyfriend. He scared my last one off, and he doesn't even have to wear underwear because he, for whatever reason, doesn't seem to have a penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:54:09 No.39971857 Report

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>>39971582
Need a joint? You sound like you need something to chill you out after all considering how high strung you sound. I got a few you can use if you're this bad off, you need them more than I do after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 08:01:55 No.39971887 Report

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>>39971856
So a man without a penis... don't we have a word for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 08:03:50 No.39971892 Report

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>>39971582
congrats on the cringiest post of 2019

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 08:05:06 No.39971896 Report

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>>39971887
Yeah: whatever your name is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 08:08:40 No.39971913 Report

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>>39971896
That was weak. You set up a good joke too. >>39971892
And OP doesn't do it for you. Hmm sure smells like DeviantArt in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 08:11:43 No.39971927 Report

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>>39971913
Sorry I didn't take your obvious joke route.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 08:14:27 No.39971941 Report

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>>39971927
Assuming your bf actually doesn't have a penis, don't call them a man. Assuming your bf does actually have a penis, the easy burn would have been my bf doesn't have a penis, he has a cock. But I'm guessing you seriously have a literal vagina man as a bf. Man I miss butch lesbians right about now.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 12:55:24 No.39972869 Report

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>>39971582

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 13:00:26 No.39972885 Report

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>>39971496
Maybe you should introduce him to my nephew, he's a good kid. Might straighten him out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 13:03:59 No.39972895 Report

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>>39971496
Its a call for attention, you aren't giving her enough of it, you are a bad trainer

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 15:40:05 No.39973903 Report

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>>39971496
Here's the headcanon for my trainer and his Greninja.
>Meets a cute purple froakie when both are really young
>becomes good friends and hang out all the time
>names him Poptart because it's his favorite food, plus his color looks like the inside of a blueberry poptart.
>once trainer gets old enough, they become officially trainer/pokemon
>eventually evolves over time and more caught pokemon friends.
>once it gets to greninja, it resembles pic related, but with blue instead of yellow on the markings and head fin.
>becomes extremely edge
>still calls him Poptart, tho
>he gets angsty about it in public, but in private is still that same froakie full of happiness.
The rest of this team is full of pokemon who are like this, except for the two bugs, who are just kinda chillin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 15:55:52 No.39974011 Report

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>>39972885
Your nephew is a cum guzzling fruit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:10:15 No.39974144 Report

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>>39971779
You need a man who can be whatever you want him to be. What are your digits bby? ;) ;) ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:26:43 No.39974279 Report

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>>39971582
Damn this is some quality bait, almost hooked me. 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:29:46 No.39974307 Report

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>>39971658
Nice

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