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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 12:51:44 No.40006396 View View Reply Original Report

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The human to pokemon change over day is slowly getting closer, what would you do on your first day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 13:02:50 No.40006471 Report

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Piss

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 13:09:34 No.40006509 Report

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>>40006396
>what would you do on your first day

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 13:34:35 No.40006645 Report

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>>40006396
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 15:35:07 No.40007598 Report

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>>40006396
If I become something I’d hate to be, cry.
If I became something I’d be fine with being, I’d just get used to it.
If I became something I’d love to be, I’d run around testing my powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 16:41:41 No.40008147 Report

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>>40006396
Shut the fuck up Chris-chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 16:45:18 No.40008172 Report

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>>40006396
Chill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 16:46:44 No.40008183 Report

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>>40006396
Rape other Pokémon weaker than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 16:49:50 No.40008213 Report

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fuck pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 16:52:41 No.40008231 Report

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>>40008183
Absolutely this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 17:05:27 No.40008354 Report

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>>40006396
Masturbate furiously in front of a mirror.

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 18:26:27 No.40009108 Report

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>>40006396
>what would you do on your first day?
i'd form a gang with a couple of other dudes and then abuse the shit out of anyone weaker than us

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 18:39:38 No.40009200 Report

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>>40006396
I guess I find a new hobby that doesn't rely so heavily on having thumbs

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 18:49:46 No.40009286 Report

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>>40009200
Lack of dexterous digits aside.... how does it play that thing? It has no lips!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 18:51:19 No.40009299 Report

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>>40009200
>>40009286
And I just realized that is supposed to be a light pen and tablet but thats a weird ass looking pen

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 18:59:37 No.40009373 Report

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>>40009299
that's kinda the shape they usually have nowadays, they have a bulbous taper at the tip to act as a grip

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:07:06 No.40010600 Report

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>>40006396
i'd probably die

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:48:12 No.40010910 Report

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:52:22 No.40010935 Report

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>>40006396

>>40008183
>>40008231
I'd be weaker than them~

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 22:03:01 No.40010974 Report

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>>40006396
if a synthetic pokemon, be incredibly satisfied with my new form before going to wipe out the filthy organics.
otherwise still consider things an improvement, then go about life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 22:30:46 No.40011157 Report

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>>40006396
It won't happen. The Pokémon Company International will not take over the world and force humanity to transform into Pokémon by any means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 22:46:28 No.40011271 Report

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>>40011157
That's some oddly specific denial, but alright, I'll believe you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 22:52:46 No.40011322 Report

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>>40011157
Stop trying to throw us off your trail, Bill Nighy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 23:33:18 No.40011745 Report

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https://randompokemon.com/
>Generate one Pokémon
>This is what you’ll become
But you’ll transform in a extremely slow and painful fashion in which it will take a decade to fully become. You still live your normal life during the process. So at what point do you think you will kill your self?

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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 23:37:16 No.40011803 Report

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>>40011745
>But you’ll transform in a extremely slow and painful fashion in which it will take a decade to fully become
Oh.... so I'll be corpse due to inevitable multiple organ failure due to the slow conversion. Sounds fun..... Say what happens if I got ghastly? Will be poisoned to death as parts of my body convert to poison gas but I don't gain the immunity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 23:37:50 No.40011814 Report

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>>40006396
Having sex with every other Pokemon I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 23:40:39 No.40011863 Report

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>>40011745
>decade
might as well just not transform me in the first place, why does it take so fucking long?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 23:46:27 No.40011935 Report

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>>40011863
Becoming a Pokemon should come with a huge consequence to prove you really want it, and what bigger consequence can there be than spending your last ten years of your human life in hell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 00:58:02 No.40012743 Report

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>>40011935
Why can’t the consequence just be dealing with your new form?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 01:09:48 No.40012872 Report

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>>40009108
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:31:21 No.40014236 Report

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>>40011745
>Tapu Fini
Might not have to kill myself with this one. Hopefully Misty Surge activates sooner rather than later, I could make a fortune as a doctor if I could passively generate healing mists wherever I go while I'm still mostly human. Hell, the mists themselves might keep the suffering from my excruciatingly slow transformation in check, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:48:59 No.40014379 Report

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>>40011745
>Zygarde Complete
Worth every second of agonizing pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 06:30:25 No.40015557 Report

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>>40008354
What happens if you got no arms?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 06:36:56 No.40015608 Report

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>>40015557
Il find a way!

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 06:47:04 No.40015685 Report

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>>40011745
I'd imagine this would be akin to the pain of having braces, except the annoying, uncomfortable pain is being intensified for whatever reason.
A decade is kind of long, but I'd be okay with pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 06:48:12 No.40015696 Report

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I would fuck everyone that turned into a female braixen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 08:21:29 No.40016372 Report

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>>40011863
>why does it take so fucking long?
Because the guy is nuts

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 08:30:31 No.40016437 Report

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>>40011745
Listen I'm all for slow TF but a decade is seriously pushing it.

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