Every so often I will hop on /vp/ and snoop around for some news or cute threads. Once in a while, actually almost all the time I'll see multiple people say "I want to fuck pikachu" "I want to dick down Sylveon" "I want to fuck (any Pokemon).
Even when the pokemon they are referencing is a four legged dog thing or a pile of sludge.
I really want to help you guys... this isn't healthy. How can you play Pokemon knowing that you jacked off to half of the pokedex? :( what would your younger self say