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I was only 9 years old
I loved Masuda
I had all the merchandise
Every night I’d pray to Masuda to cut more pokemon from the national dex
My dad would hear me and call me a shill
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Masuda
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Masuda
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear “we cut the dex due to high quality animations”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my wallet for Masuda
He gives me bug in anuseru
It hurts so much, but I do it for Masuda
I feel my wallet get lighter as he releases more bug in anuseru
He roars a mighty "PREAS UNDERSTANDERU" as the last of the termites flood my anus.
My dad walks in and says “what the fuck”
Masuda looks at him and says “We are pouring our hearts into these games, and we hope you will look forward to joining us on this new journey."
Masuda leaves through the window
Masuda is love, Masuda is life
