None of you would last 1 week in the Pokemon world. You're too soft for it. Most of you would probably get killed by trying to catch something you should be running away from. Some of you would die thinking that a wild Pokemon is just going to let you and whatever untrained rat you're dragging with you walk away once it's "fainted", rather than killing you and it for disturbing its habitat.

You're just not cut out for this. You should go back home to your mothers while you're still in one piece.