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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 14:10:26 No.40048153 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40048615 >>40048656 >>40049995 >>40050010 >>40050040 >>40050046 >>40050401 >>40050430 >>40050668 >>40056971 >>40056994

There are """People""" on this board RIGHT NOW that think Grookey will evolve into a waifumon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:00:23 No.40048564 Report

Quoted By: >>40048603 >>40050158 >>40056971

It'll be a big bulky gorilla with pendulous breasts that work like drums when hit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:04:52 No.40048603 Report

Quoted By: >>40048642 >>40050049 >>40052505

People just don't want to admit Affleck was right, despite his track record like this idiot >>40048564.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:05:53 No.40048615 Report

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>>40048153
I want it to be but it’ll probably be green dk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:08:31 No.40048642 Report

Quoted By: >>40048754

>>40048603
>Giant drum gorilla
>No, it is different

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:09:55 No.40048656 Report

Quoted By: >>40048706 >>40048754 >>40048790 >>40050149 >>40050603 >>40050739

>>40048153
Gen 6 had edgy water / bara grass / waifu fire
Gen 7 had edgy grass / bara fire / waifu water
So it stands to reason that Gen 8 will by edgy fire / bara water / waifu grass.
The patterns haven't been proven wrong yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:15:27 No.40048706 Report

Quoted By: >>40048719

>>40048656
"I made up a pattern based on the last entries we got. To this gay, it haven't been proven wrong yet"
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:16:30 No.40048719 Report

Quoted By: >>40050840

>>40048706
The typo was unintended, but applicable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:21:01 No.40048754 Report

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>>40048642
>WOODEN drum
>no it's a set of tits, honest guv!"
>>40048656
>another ignoring Affleck for "muh patterns"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:23:38 No.40048790 Report

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>>40048656
>B-but muh patterns! FUCK AFFLECK!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:36:31 No.40049995 Report

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>>40048153
>Soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:38:07 No.40050010 Report

Quoted By: >>40050025

>>40048153
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:39:22 No.40050025 Report

Quoted By: >>40050049 >>40050103

>>40050010
Don't make Affleck senpai have to smack you again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:40:11 No.40050032 Report

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Ready for Monkey Fever vp!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:41:24 No.40050040 Report

Quoted By: >>40050049 >>40050073 >>40055184

>>40048153
If the pattern is correct we will get a grass/dark waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:41:56 No.40050046 Report

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>>40048153
Really? I thought most ppl already guessed that the monkey would probably evolve into some Fat Gorilla

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:42:13 No.40050049 Report

Quoted By: >>40050061 >>40050401

>>40050040
I want to strangle all patternfags to death
>>40050025
>>40048603

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:43:39 No.40050061 Report

Quoted By: >>40052534 >>40055184

>>40050049
I don't care if it's true or not. I'm just saying. We would get Grass/Dark waifu with Water becoming bulky

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:45:34 No.40050073 Report

Quoted By: >>40055184

>>40050040
Bad ass punk girl gorila?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:48:51 No.40050103 Report

Quoted By: >>40050115 >>40050622 >>40055184

>>40050025
he said fighter, gorilla, and spy, but never confirm or deny any waifu in the new trio

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:49:52 No.40050115 Report

Quoted By: >>40055184

>>40050103
>gorilla
>waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:53:05 No.40050149 Report

Quoted By: >>40055184

>>40048656
Even though i'm pro-zodiac theory, that waifu starter pattern is bullshit and the Affleck leak outright says that grookey will just be drummer dong

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:54:07 No.40050158 Report

Quoted By: >>40050198

>>40048564
I wish it was that clever.
Watch it carry around a giant tree drum.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:57:23 No.40050198 Report

Quoted By: >>40052551 >>40055184

>>40050158
More likely its chest will be the drum. Since in popular culture gorillas are shown as beating their chest.
>anyone thinking this will become a waifumon
they must on drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:19:36 No.40050401 Report

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>>40048153
Damn you faggots are just as obsessed as the waifufags. Seriously, I understand that Affleck is correct, but the fact that this happen: >>40050049 shows me that you don't care, just want to attack people and start shit. If anything, you should be more angry at Gamefreak doing that stupid excuse with a monkey turning into a gorilla cliché.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:23:01 No.40050430 Report

Quoted By: >>40050517 >>40050549 >>40055184

>>40048153
Which one will evolve into waifumon then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:32:28 No.40050517 Report

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>>40050430
Scorbunny dumbass. That's if Game Freak actually follow this autistic patterning you're claiming they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:35:58 No.40050549 Report

Quoted By: >>40050567

>>40050430
None Scorbunny seems like it will be a zeraora but a rabbit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:38:24 No.40050567 Report

Quoted By: >>40050589

>>40050549
>zeraora
>not a waifu
anon..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:41:14 No.40050589 Report

Quoted By: >>40050608 >>40050759

>>40050567
Zeraora never was intended to be a waifumon. Porn doesn't dictate shit. Zeraora clearly was another failed attempt at a lucario like how zoroark was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:42:16 No.40050603 Report

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>>40048656
>patterns from gen 6
So literally no patterns at all. We even got a new art director. Don't expect coherence anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:42:36 No.40050608 Report

Quoted By: >>40050702 >>40052077

>>40050589
>Porn doesn't dictate shit.
It does though. People choose their waifu. And if enough people waifu a Pokemon it becomes a waifumon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:43:37 No.40050622 Report

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>>40050103
He did.
Well, for retarded dogfuckers even Charizard is "waifu", so who cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:48:48 No.40050668 Report

Quoted By: >>40055184

>>40048153
If it happens, you owe me 5 bucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:52:13 No.40050702 Report

Quoted By: >>40050726 >>40050759

>>40050608
Nope. Retarded waifufag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:54:50 No.40050726 Report

Quoted By: >>40050745

>>40050702
The only retard is you for disregarding the bunny's chance at being a waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:56:32 No.40050739 Report

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>>40048656
>stands to reason
What did the patternfag mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:57:07 No.40050745 Report

Quoted By: >>40050777 >>40050786 >>40050794

>>40050726
It won't be a waifumon. You won't be getting lopunny on fire. Its gonna be some edgy lucario/zoroark flaming shit dumb waifufag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:58:04 No.40050759 Report

Quoted By: >>40050773

>>40050589
>>40050702
>he say this when Tyrantitar, Aggron, and Machamp have been turn into waifu through porn
Anon, you seriously don't get it do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:59:22 No.40050773 Report

Quoted By: >>40050819

>>40050759
Still are not waifumons. Porn doesn't dictate anything. A pokemon isnt a waifumon just because you call it your waifu. Get over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:59:26 No.40050777 Report

Quoted By: >>40050800 >>40050812

>>40050745
Why the fuck do you think it would be an edgy version of Lucario when it could turn into just a normal basic pokemon, like Charizard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:00:11 No.40050786 Report

Quoted By: >>40050815

>>40050745
>edgy lucario
So definitely a waifu
Next you're gonna say Zoroark isn't a waifumon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:00:46 No.40050794 Report

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>>40050745
I'm not claiming it absolutely will, you retarded kek. But I'm also not as fucking stupid to disregard the chance of it ending up vaguely feminine in design, particularly as one line from the last three sets have been feminine or inspired by a female character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:01:19 No.40050800 Report

Quoted By: >>40050828

>>40050777
>Modern starter final evos having normal basic animalistic designs
Starters are forever gonna be humanoid or have human traits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:02:51 No.40050812 Report

Quoted By: >>40050828

>>40050777
Affleck leaker literally confirmed the Scorbunny final evo is humanoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:03:07 No.40050815 Report

Quoted By: >>40050829

>>40050786
>Lucario
>Waifumon
Lucario is literally always portrayed as male you stupid jizzbrain. Zoroark was just them trying to cashgrab on lucario but failed miserably. Mama fox had a rough life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:03:24 No.40050819 Report

Quoted By: >>40050854

>>40050773
Anon, you clearly don't know what a waifu is. A waifu is a character (cartoons, anime, video games) you claim to be your wife. Anything can be a waifu, people even joke about by calling guys a waifu. Just because it doesn't look feminine doesn't mean people won't be call it a waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:04:53 No.40050828 Report

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>>40050800
>>40050812
Sorry, I couldn't think anything else. I was trying to think about a pokemon that wasn't edgy, like Mienshao.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:05:04 No.40050829 Report

Quoted By: >>40050883

>>40050815
Lucario is a waifumon. Just like Weavile is a waifumon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:06:25 No.40050840 Report

Quoted By:

>>40048719
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:07:57 No.40050854 Report

Quoted By: >>40050858 >>40055184

>>40050819
I am aware what a waifu is. But if a pokemon never was intended to be a waifumon then it isn't a waifumon. Any pokemon can be a waifu but not all pokemon can be a waifumon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:08:38 No.40050858 Report

Quoted By:

>>40050854
That's what I was saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:11:19 No.40050883 Report

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>>40050829
Maybe in your autistic fantasies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 21:12:15 No.40052077 Report

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>>40050608
if that's the case then as my research shows the waifu pattern started with gen 5, and gen 7 ended the cycle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 21:13:25 No.40052087 Report

Quoted By: >>40052110 >>40055184

sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 21:16:41 No.40052110 Report

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>>40052087
would a Rajang's cock look more like a simian penis, or an ungulate penis? Or would it be a strange mixture of the two? I don't imagine it would be a very threatening cock if it was more simian based, since humans actually possess the largest penis to body ratio. Seriously. On average the human penis is about 5 1/2 inches, and the Gorilla's is about 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 21:58:12 No.40052505 Report

Quoted By: >>40054893

>>40048603
>scorbunny is pure fighting
He meant fire, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 22:00:40 No.40052534 Report

Quoted By:

>>40050061
>bulky water
SWAMPERT PART TWO CHAMELEON BOOGALOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 22:01:42 No.40052551 Report

Quoted By:

>>40050198
Smack the titties with the stick anon
Smack them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 01:59:39 No.40054795 Report

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12 hours for that waifufags get BTFO!!!

where's are my gorilla bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:10:39 No.40054893 Report

Quoted By: >>40055221

>>40052505
Yeah, he was talking about Scorbunny and we've already had info to confirm that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:39:24 No.40055184 Report

Quoted By: >>40055199

>>40050040
>>40050061
>>40050073
>>40050103
>>40050115
>>40050149
>>40050198
>>40050430
>>40050668
>>40050854
>>40052087

Daily reminder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:41:15 No.40055199 Report

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>>40055184
TCG already confirmed Sobble evolves to a type resistant to Grass in its meta (as they gave it a Lightning weakness instead). Nice attempt monkeyfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:43:27 No.40055221 Report

Quoted By: >>40055241

>>40054893
Wait, scorbunny is seriously mono fighting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:46:21 No.40055241 Report

Quoted By: >>40055259

>>40055221
No, he meant fire (given the website states it's pure fire). Think the use of "fighting moves" coloured his thoughts and he derped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:48:22 No.40055259 Report

Quoted By: >>40055285

>>40055241
Whew, I dodged a bullet on that one. I'm a fire type picker, so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:50:50 No.40055285 Report

Quoted By: >>40055296

>>40055259
Same here, until Primarina broke my streak. Returning to form with Scorbunny. Thing about Water and Grass is there's usually a 'mon as good, if not better than the starters kicking about, there's fuck all decent fire types outside the starters and available early enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:52:18 No.40055296 Report

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>>40055285
That's what traditionally makes the fire type the casual pick, IMO. I have a friend who only picks grass and its like he has no pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 06:00:18 No.40056759 Report

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monkey bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 06:48:33 No.40056971 Report

Quoted By:

>>40048153
It’d be a huge mistake.
>humanoid
Check
>easiest waifu type
Check
>next starter in line for the feminine trait makeover
Check

They could do as >>40048564 suggests and it’d be like owning gold bars that reproduce. But they won’t do it because of potential SJW controversy because there are brown elements to Grookey’s design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 06:52:31 No.40056994 Report

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>>40048153
If the middle stage is fuckable that's good enough for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 07:01:05 No.40057034 Report

Quoted By: >>40057101

I used to think so, but affleck leak has convinced otherwise, and besides, monkey turning into big buff gorilla is peak generic while primate waifus are very niche, so of course GF will go with the former, which is a shame, there are not enough female simians in fiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 07:13:01 No.40057101 Report

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>>40057034

Female Infernape is fantastic

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