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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:23:15 No.40055561 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40055575 >>40055583 >>40055586 >>40055693 >>40055748 >>40055833 >>40055843 >>40057536

You’re caught in a bad spot and have 3 seconds before this giant ultralisk crushes you. Can your favorite pokemon save you from certain death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:24:53 No.40055574 Report

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I have no clue what an ultralisk is supposed to be, so I'm picking a bonded Gardevoir so I can be assured it will protect me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:25:03 No.40055575 Report

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>>40055561
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:25:58 No.40055583 Report

Quoted By: >>40055639

>>40055561
When it attacks, I tell my pokemon to dodge it, then I counter with a Tackle attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:26:02 No.40055584 Report

Quoted By: >>40055591

Can we seriously not? This isn't /v/. These crossover threads happen like 5-10 times a day and what's the chances an ultralisk will crush you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:26:19 No.40055586 Report

Quoted By: >>40055663

>>40055561
Teleportin the fuck up outta there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:26:53 No.40055591 Report

Quoted By: >>40055618 >>40055632

>>40055584
100% now that you posted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:30:32 No.40055618 Report

Quoted By: >>40055632

>>40055591
F

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:32:01 No.40055632 Report

Quoted By: >>40055649

>>40055591
>>40055618
Okay, I get the fucking point, christ, it's almost like you guys really enjoy life and want to live or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:33:02 No.40055639 Report

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>>40055583
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:34:19 No.40055649 Report

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>>40055632
here again, I still stand by the fact that 1 out of 2 or 3 is still at best 50%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:36:21 No.40055663 Report

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>>40055586
Based desu. Being a recluse is only second to having sex with a 2D girl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:39:31 No.40055689 Report

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Because of all his "'training", he sucks me off during our last moments so we both die rockhard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:39:46 No.40055693 Report

Quoted By: >>40055761

>>40055561
Yeah, just force it into the air with Telekinesis to buy us enough time to fly away. Whirlwind might also work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:40:50 No.40055695 Report

Quoted By: >>40057418

Shedinja LAUGHS at your steel / normal slashing attacks.

LAUGHS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:42:27 No.40055708 Report

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"The jewel from its chest, which has grown gigantic due to the effects of Mega Evolution, can turn back any attack."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:47:08 No.40055748 Report

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>>40055561

Zoey! Use Synchronoise!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:48:33 No.40055761 Report

Quoted By: >>40055790

>>40055693
Blowing that huge thing away with wind sounds so illogical, but then again, Primal Groudon is vulnerable to whirlwind ya know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:51:45 No.40055789 Report

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Probably not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:51:51 No.40055790 Report

Quoted By: >>40055861

>>40055761
If I could apologize to you for my lack of logic in any way possible I would but I honestly thought that whirlwind could be prevented somehow if my Gallade spun its dick in the opposide direction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:54:15 No.40055812 Report

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>tfw they get crushed instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:56:58 No.40055833 Report

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>>40055561
Yes, absolutely.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:58:07 No.40055843 Report

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>>40055561
it'd be lucky to even land a hit on the big guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 04:00:30 No.40055861 Report

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>>40055790

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 08:18:20 No.40057418 Report

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>>40055695
>Ultralisk readies his attack
>Shedinja bravely stands in front of you to protect you
>Blades whistle through the air
>Attack phases through Shedinja.
>Slice your head right off
>As the last thing you see is Shedinja's open back, your soul get's sucked into it.
>Trapped within your Shedinja for all eternity.

Next time use a steel type to protect you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 08:38:12 No.40057507 Report

Quoted By: >>40057594

What are my chances guys? Can he dig a hole fast enough?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 08:43:33 No.40057536 Report

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>>40055561
Well, I definitely won't die, but unfortunately, 'immortal' is not 'invulnerable'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 08:55:43 No.40057594 Report

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>>40057507
Horn Drill or Fissure so about 30% chance depending on speed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 08:57:58 No.40057606 Report

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I won't be sure, but I think that stepping on an Aggron would be akin to stepping on a fucking LEGO.

And if that won't work, well Aggron will always try to bust that fucker's kneecaps anyways, even if it has been flattened like a tin can. So I think I'll be fine.

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