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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 21:56:22 No.40066748 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40066801 >>40066804 >>40066817 >>40066824 >>40066966 >>40066979 >>40067049 >>40067076 >>40067149

Guys, I've been lying in the bath posting on /vp/ for like 5 hours and I really want to get out but I can't find the energy to do it. The bath is cold and I feel like I'm going to throw up.
I literally did the same thing a few days ago.
Please help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 21:59:12 No.40066785 Report

Quoted By: >>40066992

die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 21:59:52 No.40066793 Report

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Please get out of there, anon.
You're going to get sick...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:00:03 No.40066794 Report

Quoted By: >>40066992

die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:00:32 No.40066801 Report

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>>40066748
That sounds like a you problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:01:02 No.40066804 Report

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>>40066748
do you have a switch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:01:26 No.40066809 Report

Quoted By: >>40066992

die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:02:09 No.40066813 Report

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Seek help, not /vp/ shitposting help, legit help. You probably have depression, or at the very least some level of executive dysfunction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:02:27 No.40066817 Report

Quoted By: >>40066866

>>40066748
I remember you from that thread! Just drain the water while you're still laying there, I promise you'll want to get out once you feel all heavy and cold.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:03:10 No.40066824 Report

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>>40066748
Either seek medical help or reheat the bath by adding a toaster. Whining here accomplishes nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:06:32 No.40066866 Report

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>>40066817
Last time I did that I sat in the empty bath for another hour before I needed to get out so I could go to the toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:06:52 No.40066871 Report

Quoted By: >>40066954

I've been there, anon.
Only worry when you realise it's been 45 minutes since you went pee pee, and are now effectively bathing in your own urine. It's a sobering thought, don't you think?

For now, just imagine you're a majestic Vaporeon. When you do get out, imagine you're a fast Arcanine and that you need to run run run. The sudden burst of extreme speed will shock your body into producing endorphins and this is where your caveman brain will suddenly go "huh, exercise = no more lazy pee pee baths"

Trust me, friendo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:14:49 No.40066954 Report

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>>40066871
Wtf. it worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:15:32 No.40066966 Report

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>>40066748
Aren't your fingers getting all wrinkly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:16:50 No.40066979 Report

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>>40066748
show us your wrinkly balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:18:38 No.40066992 Report

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>>40066785
>>40066794
>>40066809
die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:23:23 No.40067049 Report

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>>40066748
I remember you. Just channel the energy of a fire type to heat the water yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:25:29 No.40067076 Report

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>>40066748
so are you sick or depressed and asking for attention

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:32:03 No.40067149 Report

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>>40066748
Put an emulator on your phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:48:37 No.40067312 Report

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die

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