That's right I heard excuses over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet apologistfriends
That's right I heard the banter, all of it needs to end
Gee, it's swell to finally meet apologistfriends
What did they pay to bribe you WHAT DID THEY PAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
What did they do to break you WHAT DID THEY DOOOOOOOOOOOO
What bullshit did they tell you WHAT DID THEY SAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
DID YOU THINK IN TWO YEARS THAT THEY COULDN'T PROGRAM ALL THEM IIIIIIINNN?
That's right, we're seeing Kanto over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet consumerfriends
That's right, the ashime is destined to ne-hever end
Gee, it's swell to finally meet consuuuuuuuumeeeeeeeerfrieeeeeeeeends
>He knows about our spinelessness!
>Tell him he'll buy it anyways! That'll make him break!
>He really won't buy! But he can't be serious!
>How do you know? Can you pull up past sales?
Past sales? PAST SALES?! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAAAAAAAYING
Pokemon's a dying fad that KIDS AREN'T EVEN PLAYING
You kiddos need to grow on up and find new RPGs!
TRY SMT, OR DQ THREE, ANY BY SQUARE ENIX, JEEZ!
That's right I've seen the same posts over and over again!
Gee, it's swell to finally beat pokedronefriends!
That's right I've called your bullshit and you won't like how it ends!
Gee, it's swell to finally beat pokeeeeedrone, keeeeeedrone, keeeeeeeeeeeeedrooooooooooooonefrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends!