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This pokemon is food. You can fucking EAT YOUR POKEMON bit by bit as long as it regenerates its lost parts, and this seems to be the case with alcremie according to that description on the official site. Like i don't care about the vanilite line one way or the other, it's just sentient frozen water, but shit like slurpuff and alcreamie, where they're actual food just pisses me of. It's obvious fettish fuel for the degenerate part of the fanbase of pokemon. Alcremie makes no sense. It's made of whipping cream. Cream is made of cow's milk. The only cows in the games are miltank. Do all alcreamy come from miltank? Do they milk them themselves, separate the fatty part of the milk, mix it with sugar and whip it? Why does such a complex food substance exist in its free form in the wild otherwise? I can get behind animated icicles, anchors, golems and whatnot, but this is the most stupid design decicion they've made in recent times, along with making the gigantmax a fucking cake that's as big as a stadium. Where does all the cake come from? Where does generally the mass needed to supersize something come from? Does it absorb all the cake particles in the air? What the hell? Does it really need all those form variations?