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This pokemon is food. You can fucking EAT YOUR POKEMON bit by bit as long as it regenerates its lost parts, and this seems to be the case with alcremie according to that description on the official site. Like i don't care about the vanilite line one way or the other, it's just sentient frozen water, but shit like slurpuff and alcreamie, where they're actual food just pisses me of. It's obvious fettish fuel for the degenerate part of the fanbase of pokemon. Alcremie makes no sense. It's made of whipping cream. Cream is made of cow's milk. The only cows in the games are miltank. Do all alcreamy come from miltank? Do they milk them themselves, separate the fatty part of the milk, mix it with sugar and whip it? Why does such a complex food substance exist in its free form in the wild otherwise? I can get behind animated icicles, anchors, golems and whatnot, but this is the most stupid design decicion they've made in recent times, along with making the gigantmax a fucking cake that's as big as a stadium. Where does all the cake come from? Where does generally the mass needed to supersize something come from? Does it absorb all the cake particles in the air? What the hell? Does it really need all those form variations?
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I’d rather fuck her than eat her, unless licking her out pleasures her somehow.
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pretty much agreed about sentient cream, but swirlix and slurpuff aren’t actual food either, the pokedex says they just have lots of sugar in their fur. I think alcremie is the first legitimate foodmon
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>>40071553 Slurpuff is not actual food.
I do mot like alcreamie as well
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>>40071553 I'd rather it eat me
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>>40071563 I'm 30 and suddenly I'm hard. What's happening.
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Lol imagine putting an Alcremie on the tip of your dick and having a girl suck your dick and swallow the Alcremie
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>>40071598 I’m good at what I do.
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>>40071565 >>40071571 Sorry folks, didn't know that. I still don't really like it, but it's better than alcr*mie
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All Pokémon are edible.
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It's a cartoon made to sell merchandise. You thought too hard about it, and now your sanity has desserted you.
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>>40071553 Another thing, if you let real whipped cream out in the open it'll turn sour after a while and spoil eventually. Is there no mold, no bacteria and stuff in te pokemon world? How does alcremie not rot?
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Well I see it this way. This pokemon is basically a parasite poop pokemon or pokemon testing gone pleasantly good. And here is why. Okay so the Pokemon was design to be eaten.upon being eaten I'm guessing it reproduce and it sucks nutrients out of the host Pokemon. I'm guessing it forces pokemon to go beserk and make them eat fruit to compensate lack of sugar in their system. They would eat fruits even whole. Base on the fruit they eat is basically thier flavor. That why their so many forms. Pokemon that has this pokemon inside them would seek sweets. And by the time they poop the poop is basically other alcremie. They don't take form after awhile and they just reform as "eggs" or they just come out whole is left to imagination. Imagen you eat them, your infected you have huge urges to eat sweets you take a huge dump and boom you have a alcremie in your toilet. He jump out and goes out in it's merry way to be devour by other pokemon or capture. His creation? Arceus probably eat to much sweet and took a shit and that what alcremie is. Sweet poop pokemon that lives out of being eaten and draining sugar out of you. your training sweet poop people.
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>>40071821 Maybe it likes to be eaten, don't kink shame them
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>>40071553 I'd rather eat her out if you know what I mean.
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I want dynamax Alcreamie to eat me
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>>40071821 >His creation? Arceus probably eat to much sweet and took a shit Anonymous
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>>40071553 That's kinda hot.
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>Pokemon have to be natural! When will this meme end? There was never a rule.
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>>40071553 Although It's not true for Slurpuff I completely agree.
Alcremie is fucking stupid.
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Can't wait to roleplay as an Afternoon Tea trainer, with Alcremie, Slurpuff and Polteageist
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It's not ENTIRELY MADE of whipped cream, it just PRODUCES it through an unknown, fictional, magical process. That's why its name is literally a mashup of ALCHEMY and CREAM. There are plenty of other Pokémon that use this concept, and you're only just now getting triggered by it?
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>>40072659 Don't put words into my mouth faggot, i have nothing against """"unnatural"""" pokemon per se, i just hate the concept of a perishable food item being a pokemon
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>>40071553 I just think it’s cute
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>>40071553 Alcremie are friends not food
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>>40071553 >Be ash >Cum in a sundae jar >new pokemon discovered Anonymous
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>>40072828 Then what is its body made of? Where do these strawberries even come from? Why does it have so many forms?
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>>40074357 No! That's what it wants you to think!
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>>40071553 I want to be a alcremie when I die
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>>40074426 Isnt this from aa doujin? I know there was one a while back.
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>>40071553 Does her pussy regenerate after taking a human too?
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>>40071553 Whoever designed it is a pedo, guaranteed.
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>>40074426 This is probably an accurate representation of how Alcremie capture prey, desu
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>>40071553 Dude you're talking the same world where we have magical creature and different sense of biology. I mean what prevents this pokémon of being made of whipping cream, making everything it needs from itself?
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>>40071553 >Be arceus >Had a bean burrito >pull out a sundae glass >Shit out a new pokemon