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Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:21:52 No.40086162 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40086225 >>40086310 >>40086564 >>40086783 >>40088392 >>40091224 >>40091248 >>40091269

It's a fucking leek, a baby could snap it in two. Escavalier with its steel weapon would destroy a Sirfetch'd in a jousting battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:29:40 No.40086225 Report

Quoted By: >>40086474 >>40088412

>>40086162
>It's a fucking leek

It's not any leek
It's a leek Sirftched has covered with his cum to make it has hard as rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:30:23 No.40086233 Report

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Farfetch'd only evolves into Sirfetch'd if it wins a shitload of battles. Presumably the leek is very durable and strong in that case

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:35:08 No.40086278 Report

Quoted By: >>40086453 >>40091310

The material of another weapon isn't really relavant as a lance isn't meant to meet anything but the target. It's not supposed to be swung like a sword or act as a defensive tool. That's what the shield is for.

A lance is meant to jab enemies. If the tip is sharp enough and the body sturdy, it does the job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:39:02 No.40086310 Report

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>>40086162
>It's a fucking leek
Not in his hands, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:41:16 No.40086342 Report

Quoted By: >>40086405

But anon, mons in gen 8 are lol so quirky with hilarious personality tropes. Don't compare them to the fighting monsters of Gens 1-6.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:49:01 No.40086405 Report

Quoted By: >>40086729

>>40086342
Pokemon was a serious death battle simulator up until SM. I remember showing my nephew Pokemon Silver and he vomited from all the gore in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:54:04 No.40086453 Report

Quoted By: >>40086465

>>40086278
I'd do more damage slapping my dick at your face than a goddamn leek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:55:27 No.40086465 Report

Quoted By: >>40086483

>>40086453
But that's gay
You're not gay, are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:56:12 No.40086474 Report

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>>40086225
>Sirftched has covered with his cum to make it has hard as rock
nicely done, sirfetch'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 17:57:24 No.40086483 Report

Quoted By: >>40086557

>>40086465
I'm sorry anon. I'm going to have to ask you to prepare your anus. You brought this on yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 18:06:20 No.40086557 Report

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>>40086483

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 18:07:07 No.40086564 Report

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>>40086162
he's using haki

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 18:26:00 No.40086729 Report

Quoted By: >>40089210

>>40086405
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 18:33:07 No.40086783 Report

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>>40086162
he's using "trace on"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 20:36:42 No.40088032 Report

Quoted By: >>40088042

Any attacks with the leek should theoretically be Grass type, which would be foolish to hit a Bug/Steel like Escavalier with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 20:38:03 No.40088042 Report

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>>40088032
its signature move (which uses the leek) is fighting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 21:12:59 No.40088392 Report

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>>40086162
I don't know how to tell you this, but Pokémon is a cartoon. It's fiction. They don't really expect you to take seriously that this 2'7" cute little smug duck thing is a valiant and brave knight that has fought battle after battle with its trusty lance fashioned from a vegetable. You're just supposed to play along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 21:14:36 No.40088412 Report

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>>40086225
Fist post based post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 22:42:25 No.40089210 Report

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>>40086729
This is funnier but for the wrong reason cause they’re actually the same exact height.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:19:56 No.40091213 Report

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>draw it like sword

every fucking time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:21:13 No.40091224 Report

Quoted By: >>40091267

>>40086162
What Pokemon is the one on the right? I've never seen it before
Is it new?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:25:27 No.40091248 Report

Quoted By: >>40091714

>>40086162
>It's a fucking leek
No, its the Don Patch Sword. Are you blind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:27:26 No.40091267 Report

Quoted By: >>40091285

>>40091224
Escavalier from Gen 5

It's almost a decade old anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:27:38 No.40091269 Report

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>>40086162
>>It's a fucking leek, a baby could snap it in two. Escavalier with its steel weapon would destroy a Sirfetch'd in a jousting battle.
You do know that breaking your own weapon earns you more points in jousting? That would be at Sirfetch'd's advantage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:30:25 No.40091285 Report

Quoted By: >>40091315

>>40091267
Must've been obscure event legendary then, like I said I've never seen it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:33:09 No.40091310 Report

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>>40086278
the shield won't be any good for that either, it's the top of the leek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:33:22 No.40091315 Report

Quoted By: >>40091376

>>40091285
It evolves from Karrablast, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:41:38 No.40091376 Report

Quoted By: >>40091380

>>40091315
excuse me for not playing one of the worst gens ever made

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:42:54 No.40091380 Report

Quoted By: >>40091392

>>40091376
How do you know it's bad if you haven't played it? Idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:45:08 No.40091392 Report

Quoted By: >>40091416

>>40091380
Ok autist, sorry I haven't memorized every Pokemon like you have sperg
Go play with your waifu dolls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:49:17 No.40091416 Report

Quoted By: >>40091420

>>40091392
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 03:49:52 No.40091420 Report

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>>40091416
>he's still replying defending his shitmon Eshitvalier
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 04:35:37 No.40091714 Report

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>>40091248
I can't believe we get to see the Don Patch sword in person

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