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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 01:54:07 No.40099499 View View Reply Original Report

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Mew can't learn crabhammer :(
discuss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 01:55:58 No.40099506 Report

Quoted By: >>40099511

it's not a crab. don't be retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 01:57:14 No.40099511 Report

Quoted By: >>40104291

>>40099506
Don't be silly. There is only one way of life and that is crab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 01:57:48 No.40099514 Report

Quoted By: >>40100819

I cant explain why but I believe it's because no one has yet taken a crab's hammer and put it inside a metal box or whatever it is that teaches pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 01:57:54 No.40099515 Report

Quoted By: >>40099627

>>40099499
dumb ass cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 01:59:18 No.40099524 Report

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>>40099499
Mew can't learn Crabhammer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:01:07 No.40099534 Report

Quoted By: >>40099603

>>40099499
Cran hammer isn't a tm. Should it him how to do one and he'll learn it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:01:50 No.40099543 Report

Quoted By: >>40099603

Yes it can, the Pokedex states that Mew can learn every move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:02:35 No.40099549 Report

Quoted By: >>40099555 >>40099997 >>40106266

Does anyone at this point even remembers this awful forced meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:03:10 No.40099553 Report

Quoted By: >>40099566

>>40099499
Mew created the universe so its all good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:03:29 No.40099554 Report

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>>40099499
Cindacruel can learn crabhammer however.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:03:45 No.40099555 Report

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>>40099549
a single obsessed individual trying to defend his delusions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:04:05 No.40099558 Report

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>>40099499
Rage Glitch exists so it can learn any move in Gen 4 except Chatter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:05:09 No.40099566 Report

Quoted By: >>40099630

>>40099553
God, you fucking mew-shitters. Arceus is the one true god and Barry is his prophet!

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:11:54 No.40099603 Report

Quoted By: >>40100101

>>40099534
>>40099543
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:14:56 No.40099627 Report

Quoted By: >>40102277

>>40099515
>t. ARSEeusfag

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 02:15:15 No.40099630 Report

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>>40099566
But Arceus is a pokemon and you know what that means, Barry is full of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 03:13:08 No.40099997 Report

Quoted By: >>40100021

>>40099549
what even happened to richard? is he kill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 03:16:25 No.40100021 Report

Quoted By: >>40100759

>>40099997
As sensitive as ever
>>40087536

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 03:24:08 No.40100074 Report

Quoted By: >>40100791

Arceus is better anyway
Arceus doesn't lie to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 03:26:20 No.40100094 Report

Quoted By: >>40100759

>>40099999

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 03:27:41 No.40100101 Report

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>>40099603
>Almost

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 05:17:03 No.40100743 Report

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>>40099499
It can Transform into Kingler or Crabrawler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 05:21:18 No.40100759 Report

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>>40100021
>>40100094
What am I supposed to be looking at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 05:29:08 No.40100791 Report

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>>40100074
when did mew lie to anyone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 05:34:25 No.40100819 Report

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>>40099514
Why do I love this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 10:35:09 No.40102277 Report

Quoted By: >>40102306

>>40099627
Wait, we’re having religious wars now? Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 10:38:22 No.40102295 Report

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>>40099499
Smeargle can learn crabhammer :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 10:39:08 No.40102300 Report

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>>40099499
Proves crab pokemon evolved separately

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 10:39:25 No.40102306 Report

Quoted By: >>40106232

>>40102277
>religious
>mew
Nah, just a kantocuck desperate for attention.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 10:49:09 No.40102362 Report

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>>40099499
All mew pagans will eventually be converted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 10:58:38 No.40102412 Report

Quoted By: >>40114323

There is only one true God, don't listen to false prophets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 15:35:54 No.40104291 Report

Quoted By: >>40110885

>>40099511
haha xD so rand0m d00d

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 15:39:28 No.40104325 Report

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Mew can't learn Crabhammer YET. When/If Crabhammer is made a TM or a Tutor Move, Mew will learn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:13:40 No.40106232 Report

Quoted By: >>40106277

>>40102306
It's obviously an evolutionist vs. creationist sort of deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:16:45 No.40106266 Report

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>>40099549
It's miles better than the kanto meme honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:17:55 No.40106277 Report

Quoted By: >>40106305 >>40106452

>>40106232
More like Mew Creationist vs Arceus Creationist, Mew will always win though as its the ancestor pokemon meaning its the first predating Arceus who is hiding a 1000 arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:19:56 No.40106305 Report

Quoted By: >>40106334 >>40107224

>>40106277
>mew creationist

Nobody thinks Mew is god. Just that the ancestry of life in pokemon is linked back to Mew. Evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:21:34 No.40106321 Report

Quoted By: >>40106348

Mew's horrendously oversized shota cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:22:54 No.40106334 Report

Quoted By: >>40106368 >>40110896

>>40106305
>Just that the ancestry of life in pokemon is linked back to Mew
>Arceus is a pokemon
>Arceus is considered a god
>Mew must have created Arceus
>Therefore Mew is a God
>Arceus then created the universe
>This is Mew Creationism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:24:06 No.40106348 Report

Quoted By: >>40106394 >>40106545

>>40106321
He is like 100000000 years old though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:26:42 No.40106368 Report

Quoted By: >>40106408

>>40106334
The Mew argument is that Arceus is not a god and didn't create shit, that's just a sinnoh creation myth. Arceus traces its ancestry to Mew and Palkia, Dialga and Giratina trace theirs to Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:28:42 No.40106394 Report

Quoted By: >>40107174 >>40107234

>>40106348
>Implying Mew is subject to time
Mew existed before time before the singularity and the universe prior. He was Galactus's ship cat before the skism sent them both to seperate universes, now its friends with Morpheus of the Endless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:29:43 No.40106408 Report

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>>40106368
Sounds like Giratina is spreading more blasphemy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:33:51 No.40106452 Report

Quoted By: >>40106528

>>40106277
There are multiple Mew on the same planet and they can die, Mewtwo was made from the DNA of a Mew fossil.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:41:18 No.40106528 Report

Quoted By: >>40106557 >>40106590 >>40107219

>>40106452
>There are multiple Mew on the same planet and they can die
No there is only one Mew, any other Mew you encounter is in fact a ditto messenger working for Mew in hopes of aquiring a divine body
>Mewtwo was made from the DNA of a Mew fossil
>fossil
Fossil are rock, rock does not have DNA. Mewtwo is Mews child immaculately concieved, a replacement for Arceus which is why its Mega stat is 780 while Arceus's is only 720. Mewtwo is the true Jesus.
It is not too late Anon, repent and you too might receive a divine body if you spread the holy works of Mew!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:42:57 No.40106545 Report

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>>40106348
>100000000 year old shota cock
imagine

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:44:09 No.40106557 Report

Quoted By: >>40106580

>>40106528
Take this, you really need it.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:46:42 No.40106580 Report

Quoted By: >>40106608

>>40106557
You have no sense of humor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:47:33 No.40106590 Report

Quoted By: >>40106609 >>40110876

>>40106528
>rock does not have DNA
Exactly, which is why Mew isn't the ancestor of all the pokémon, that's just an unfounded rumor, and there's nothing in gen 1 games that evidences that rumor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:49:05 No.40106608 Report

Quoted By: >>40106616

>>40106580
You're not funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:49:09 No.40106609 Report

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>>40106590
But Anon, Mew is a god and ancestor to all pokemon, it doesn't need DNA to create pokemon even out of rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:50:12 No.40106616 Report

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>>40106608
Says the guy who has no sense of humor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:24:40 No.40106980 Report

Quoted By: >>40106984

I'm glad there are people here with true knowledge about Mew being the real God

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:25:28 No.40106984 Report

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>>40106980
Pity none have visited this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:48:27 No.40107174 Report

Quoted By:

>>40106394
I love religion class

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:51:34 No.40107198 Report

Quoted By: >>40107213

>>40099499
It's the ancestor of every Pokémon, except for crabs.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:54:08 No.40107213 Report

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>>40107198
Well that is why nobody likes crabs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:55:01 No.40107219 Report

Quoted By: >>40107302

>>40106528
If they have the genetic tech to clone from fossils like omanyte, they can clone from a fossil of mew. You don’t understand how this works obviously, but we can sequence genes from fossils that exist in the real world today. Sequence those genes, modify a cell to have those genes using any of a number of methods that also currently exist (we can modify sequences, just not so extensively that we can recreate a creature yet, sequencing a genome in itself is a huge undertaking), let the mew grow and you have one. You fucking simpleton

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:55:57 No.40107224 Report

Quoted By: >>40107337

>>40106305
Mew’s signature Z move is Genesis Supernova, it caused the Big Bang and Creation all at once, it’s the real godmon.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:57:44 No.40107234 Report

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>>40106394
>now its friends with Morpheus of the Endless
No that is Corviknight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 21:05:42 No.40107302 Report

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>>40107219
There is no fossil of Mew and even if there were fossilization replaces all organic material with inorganic minerals. You don’t understand how this works obviously, as if you did you'd undestand why its absurd to claim to have gotten DNA from a rock. Either way Scientists didn't create Mewtwo, Mew gave birth to Mewtwo through immaculate conception but also by Mews divine paw as it created Mewtwo with the purpose of replacing Arceus which is why its base stats in its Mega true form, are higher then Arceus's. You really should brush up on your science and theology Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Sep 2019 21:09:23 No.40107337 Report

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>>40107224
Giratina advocate, the clergy of Galar have deemed Z moves and their assocated dogma to be apocryphal if not heretical which is why they don't allow their use in their region.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 00:50:29 No.40109241 Report

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>>40099499
Thanks for saving my screenshot, anon, that face is too sad to bear. Everyone ITT speaking the mewth about every Pokemon's common ancestor is based and fetuspilled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 04:52:33 No.40110876 Report

Quoted By:

>>40106590
Explain geodude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 04:53:52 No.40110885 Report

Quoted By:

>>40104291
>he doesn't know
if left to evolve long enough, the crab body plan is what life moves towards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 04:55:30 No.40110896 Report

Quoted By: >>40112748 >>40112869

>>40106334
there is no reason to assume that extraterrestrial pokemon have mew as an ancestor, it really doesn't make sense unless you try to really stretch it thin and claim mew is an ancient alien

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 10:37:24 No.40112748 Report

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>>40110896
>there is no reason to assume that extraterrestrial pokemon have mew as an ancestor
>Mew
>Ancestor to all pokemon
>extraterrestrial POKEMON
>Thus a descendant of Mew

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 11:07:10 No.40112869 Report

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>>40110896
Mew isn't an ancient alien, Mew is a god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 11:37:58 No.40113053 Report

Quoted By: >>40114292 >>40114310 >>40114338

Just because Mew can be taught any move, doesn't mean that it can LEARN any move. If no-one knows how to teach Crabhammer, it can't be taught Crabhammer. Mew can only be taught any move that people know how to teach.

But the ways of Crabhammer cannot be taught - they must be felt, and experienced. Crabhammer is like reaching a spirital awakening - even the most experienced guru can only lead you to it while it's up to you to truly grasp it.

Mew simply does not have what it takes to learn Crabhammer on it's own, and Crabhammer cannot be taught as if it were a mathematical formula.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 13:29:23 No.40113598 Report

Quoted By:

>>40099499
didn't crabhammer used to have like 20% chance to confuse?

Now it just says it has increased critical hit ratio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 15:33:00 No.40114292 Report

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>>40113053
>If no-one knows how to teach Crabhammer, it can't be taught Crabhammer.
This assumes Mew can't simply rip the necessarily information to use the move from the trainer or pokemons mind thus learning the move. Hypothetically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 15:36:38 No.40114309 Report

Quoted By:

>>40099499
but why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 15:36:38 No.40114310 Report

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>>40113053
>But the ways of Crabhammer cannot be taught - they must be felt, and experienced
Well its good then that Mew is telepath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 15:39:52 No.40114323 Report

Quoted By: >>40114357

>>40102412
>implying Ultra Necrozma isn't literally Satan

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 15:41:36 No.40114338 Report

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>>40113053
Anon I...

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 15:45:28 No.40114357 Report

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>>40114323
>Lucifer, Satan, The light bringer, Angel of Light
>Avatar in the pokemon universe is Necrozma, bringer of light who seeks to steal it back
Head canon fucking accepted!

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