>>40109665First we see adolf revive in germany,And quickly many neo nazis and the right help him rise to power in germany,napoleon is kept in a museum in france,and alexander rides his horse into an abandoned castle,and gets crushed by debris
We see nixon revived as well with George Washington,and george becomes president
Soon america is at war with a russia(with stalins return) and germany,as ghengis khan is on a farm (he wasnt brought to life,hes just been on a farm for a while) ghengis senses a disturbance in the force and revives his army from the dead after capturing ho-oh
As ghenghis leads his undead army into battle he knows that he is only immortal whilst on the farm,the undead chinese army is trying to bring hitler back to the underworld,easily over powering the over weight neo nazis
During the wars george Washington gets addicted to new technology and dies from an overdose of MDMA
jesus has also been revived,and is seen as a hobo,but when he arrives at the vatican the pope believes him and they both start raping kids together.
But a misfired russian nuke aimed at america(now led by vice president walt Disney) explodes the vatican.
Hitler,being Christian is sad about jesus dying and loses all motivation,and moves to israel so he can let jews kill him.
Napolean escapes and is recaptured by the soviets,who give him as a gift to germany(now led by the revived socrates) and ends the war
