Dude how pathetic are you people? I thought it was okay to pick on him a bit since he was breaking 4chan rules and being obnoxious, but even after he puts himself on private and says he won't come back to 4chan, you just want him back because you just want to be mean and laugh at him. There is so much cringe to read on the internet as it is without you begging him to come back.
Hey, I have an idea. Why don't one of you other guys just pretend to be fucking retarded? If you really need the stimulation of a real person reacting to your bullshit, you might as well create a fucking circle jerk about it.