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>based on goose barnacles, a fascinating order of arthropods that can be found in some form almost anywhere
>also has some elements taken from the hamsa charm and can be argued to be a more creative take on a hecatonchires than Machamp
>only Pokemon line to get Tough Claws without Mega Evolving or being a snowflake
>gigantic movepool, only thing missing that it could possibly want is Crabhammer
>is actually the best and most consistent Shell Smash sweeper in the games right now
>is also the best and most consistent Rock/Water-type in the games right now
>absent from Alola despite some IRL species of goose barnacles appearing in the Hawaiian islands
>as-yet unconfirmed in Galar (and likely to be absent as well) despite some IRL species of goose barnacles appearing in the British isles
>probably has the longest penis of any Pokemon due to IRL goose barnacles having dicks between 8 and 50 times longer than their actual bodies
>gets no respect anywhere
I just wish it didn't have such an overloaded type combination, and that it eventually got a further evolution or Mega that made it a brutal hulking hecatonchires. A Water/Steel Galarian form that attached to part of a shipwreck or a sea mine or something with an additional hundred-handed regional evo might actually get me to buy Sword and Shield.
