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Quoted By: >>40131009 >>40131250 >>40131912
> it's november
> a week before the launch of shit/stain
> direct comes up
> it's masuda
> "we understand why you're mad about the dex cut, but here's the good news behind why we did it:"
> "pokemon is about the new friends you make in the new adventure in a new region. you need to understand that change is a good thing."
> "that being said, let's get onto the list of who is in the game."
> the list shows up, it shows a bunch of pokemon out of order, and I mean A BUNCH.
> suddenly, you realize that all of your faves are in
> your gf's faves are in, too.
> your friends next to you on the couch are hyped too because their faves are in.
> get texts from friends saying that their faves got in
> you realize the amazing truth, a half a second before the screen in front of you confirms it with those familiar, white, bold, all-caps words:
" E V E R Y O N E I S H E R E ! "
> Everyone around you is U:ber hyped, but you're silent via awestruck
> masuda says that all pokemon will be capturable in-game, but lots of them are version exclusives, encouraging trading with friends.
> you realize that pokemon has peaked, and there is no way that it can improve better than this.
but how wrong you are...
> "the only pokemon that we had to cut was Landorus-T, due to a bug. we don't think that we'll be able to patch this bug, so landorus might be gone permanently."
> "also, megas are back, but z-moves are gone, and all 4 tapus have been nerfed into the ground.
> *instant ejaculation
> you realize that you have reached Nirvana.
.
if only it were real, bros...
> a week before the launch of shit/stain
> direct comes up
> it's masuda
> "we understand why you're mad about the dex cut, but here's the good news behind why we did it:"
> "pokemon is about the new friends you make in the new adventure in a new region. you need to understand that change is a good thing."
> "that being said, let's get onto the list of who is in the game."
> the list shows up, it shows a bunch of pokemon out of order, and I mean A BUNCH.
> suddenly, you realize that all of your faves are in
> your gf's faves are in, too.
> your friends next to you on the couch are hyped too because their faves are in.
> get texts from friends saying that their faves got in
> you realize the amazing truth, a half a second before the screen in front of you confirms it with those familiar, white, bold, all-caps words:
" E V E R Y O N E I S H E R E ! "
> Everyone around you is U:ber hyped, but you're silent via awestruck
> masuda says that all pokemon will be capturable in-game, but lots of them are version exclusives, encouraging trading with friends.
> you realize that pokemon has peaked, and there is no way that it can improve better than this.
but how wrong you are...
> "the only pokemon that we had to cut was Landorus-T, due to a bug. we don't think that we'll be able to patch this bug, so landorus might be gone permanently."
> "also, megas are back, but z-moves are gone, and all 4 tapus have been nerfed into the ground.
> *instant ejaculation
> you realize that you have reached Nirvana.
.
if only it were real, bros...
