The Sinnoh creation myth?You're fucking joking, right? You idiots will believe anything. Seriously, have you ever even heard of carbon dating?

Look, it's really simple. The smart guys at Cinnabar lab worked hard to trace back our ancestral lineage to Mew. Yours, mine, and yes, even Arceus. Where did mew come from? Shit man nobody knows how the world began, but I can at least confidently theorize that Mew's ancestor is some sort of simpler life form, and so on and so forth. The world sure as shit wasn't crafted by some llama llama red pajama Arse-eus, that much is for sure.

Use your damn brain, little man!