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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:29:05 No.40146772 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40146799 >>40146839 >>40146861 >>40146878 >>40146913 >>40146949 >>40146973 >>40147018 >>40147947 >>40147975

>be water/ground type
>touch leaf
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:30:19 No.40146779 Report

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I thought the implication was that a water/ground types body would be the perfect breeding ground for plant life.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:33:43 No.40146799 Report

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>>40146772

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:34:20 No.40146804 Report

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rude

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:37:49 No.40146835 Report

Quoted By: >>40146954

>be dragon/ground type
>cannot STAB Togekiss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:37:59 No.40146837 Report

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>be fire type
>drink anything
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:38:02 No.40146839 Report

Quoted By: >>40147025

>>40146772
thats not how pokemon works

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:40:04 No.40146861 Report

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>>40146772
The day of the rake can't come sooner
I want to make Lake Ontario GREATER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:42:04 No.40146878 Report

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>>40146772
>be giant-ass legendary dragon that has control over time
>use a move that's so strong, it literally distorts time
>your opponent completely and utterly shrugs it off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:45:48 No.40146913 Report

Quoted By: >>40146935

>>40146772
>be fire/flying
>stub toe on pebble
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:48:20 No.40146935 Report

Quoted By: >>40147035 >>40149209

>>40146913
>be ghost
>die because i was just thinking about you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:49:32 No.40146949 Report

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>>40146772
Press F

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:50:11 No.40146954 Report

Quoted By: >>40147029

>>40146835
The first two can’t, but I can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:52:24 No.40146971 Report

Quoted By: >>40148084 >>40148142

>be ghost
>high five other ghost friend
>both die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:52:37 No.40146973 Report

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>>40146772
>seven foot tall world tortoise
>snowflake touches nose
>instantly dies

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:58:10 No.40147017 Report

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>be so powerful you need to wear a belt designed for containing your power lest you topple mountains with a flick of your wrist
>die to a gentle breeze

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:58:23 No.40147018 Report

Quoted By: >>40147928

>>40146772

grass is focused on the idea that it can drain life from fertile bodies, since a ground/water is the epitomy of fertile, grass types succ the fuck out of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 03:59:25 No.40147025 Report

Quoted By: >>40148135

>>40146839
Ehh it kinda is. Grookey's signature move is called fucking branch poke.

"Big ass water pokemon vs getting poked with a branch"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:00:28 No.40147029 Report

Quoted By: >>40147427 >>40148250

>>40146954
>tfw you die when it drops below 45 degrees outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:02:18 No.40147035 Report

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>>40146935
You're thinking of Poison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:12:32 No.40147094 Report

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>Be giant Kaiju that summons a giant sandstorm everywhere you go
>Get put into an armbar
>Dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:12:50 No.40147100 Report

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>be a territorial steel-and-rock behemoth that claims entire mountains as its home
>get a bit of sand in my eyes
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:13:21 No.40147107 Report

Quoted By: >>40149248

>Be an ice hedgehog
>Hits a fist bump
>Instantly dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:13:58 No.40147111 Report

Quoted By: >>40147304

>be the god of all pokemon
>get captured by a small child

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:15:15 No.40147118 Report

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>be sun legendary
>weak to fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:18:23 No.40147135 Report

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>be moon legendary
>weak to dark

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:47:06 No.40147304 Report

Quoted By: >>40147535

>>40147111
Pokemon doesn't have a god

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:12:03 No.40147427 Report

Quoted By: >>40147518

>>40147029
>ice
>45 degrees

Either the single dumbest thing I've read all day or, sadly, the smartest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:28:10 No.40147489 Report

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>be a tree
>weak to water and grass
?????

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:32:46 No.40147518 Report

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>>40147427
it is a well known fact that the Pokemon world has extraordinarily high atmospheric pressure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:35:33 No.40147535 Report

Quoted By: >>40147545

>>40147304
There is Arceus you idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:36:35 No.40147545 Report

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>>40147535
An actual god. Not a wannabe

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:54:57 No.40147641 Report

Quoted By: >>40147743

>Be Water/Ground type in doubles
>Stantler gives you Sap Sipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 06:12:27 No.40147743 Report

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>>40147641
>Crygonal used freeze dry

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 06:20:07 No.40147775 Report

Quoted By: >>40147997

>be psychic/dark
>touch ladybug and die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 06:24:42 No.40147799 Report

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>Be Giratina
>Hit himself
>fucking dies x4

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 06:52:52 No.40147928 Report

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>>40147018
so water/ground types are especially fertile? damn

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 06:56:46 No.40147947 Report

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>>40146772
>Be cool pokemon
>Hidden ability is the only logical one

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 07:02:07 No.40147975 Report

Quoted By: >>40148153

>>40146772
Yes. Swamps literally have their archetype in the 5th circle of hell. Homeowners, pick up after your trees or don't bother to own one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 07:06:26 No.40147997 Report

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>>40147775
>Evil Mastermind gets stung by a bee and dies

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 07:23:12 No.40148032 Report

Quoted By: >>40148065

>Be pic related
>A bird looks at you funny
>Die
>Someone lights a small candle in your funeral
>Superdie

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 07:31:00 No.40148065 Report

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>>40148032
>Parasect technically is already dead
>Tfw die 3x

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 07:39:20 No.40148084 Report

Quoted By: >>40148142

>>40146971
Sounds like your average game of Hightower/CTF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 08:02:32 No.40148135 Report

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>>40147025
Can somebody translate this post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 08:07:12 No.40148142 Report

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>>40146971
I was going to say this made me laugh
>>40148084
but this made me laugh even louder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 08:11:21 No.40148153 Report

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>>40147975
I live in a country where nobody gives a shit about anything and everyone/everything is super dirty as a result, but if there's one thing everyone here does is rake their own leaves. Funny how that works, maybe because they're all paranoid of potential floods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 09:01:00 No.40148250 Report

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>>40147029
If you've ever grown plants in a garden you know of this pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 09:08:52 No.40148272 Report

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>Be the eldritch hollow corpse of an insect molt
>Hole in the back absorbs the souls of the living
>Float ominously in the air
>Shrug off falling meteors, Beams of pure destructive light, judgement of the very gods.
>Get sent into battle
>Sneaky Stones Poke My Bones
>Get vaporized

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 09:58:29 No.40148423 Report

Quoted By: >>40149042 >>40149105

>be based flying eel
>have no weaknesses

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 11:50:23 No.40149042 Report

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>>40148423
>yet is still useless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 11:59:29 No.40149105 Report

Quoted By: >>40149127

>>40148423
You aight whyteboi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 12:02:19 No.40149127 Report

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>>40149105
Excadrill is white

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 12:12:04 No.40149209 Report

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>>40146935
That'd be poison.
Also
>be psychic
>afraid of bugs
>afraid of ghosts
>afraid of the dark
>die at the mere thought of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 12:16:06 No.40149248 Report

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>>40147107
DOUBLE BOOST
*dies*

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