>>40153663You can't fuck its butt because that's where its brain is, not its reproductive organs.
Without going full anthro no one knows where to fuck it.
On a serious note I'm guessing a lot of people just straight up don't know about it.
It was never shown in the USUM promotions, and its pre-evolution is a late-game gift pokemon.
The only way to get it to evolve is to level it up while it knows Dragon Pulse, and nowhere in the game does it tell you about that.
You have to go to a move tutor to get it to relearn Dragon Pulse anyway.
So most people would be stuck with a Poipole if they didn't bother to look shit up online.