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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 21:34:58 No.40187303 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40187356 >>40187389 >>40187499 >>40187510 >>40187535 >>40187789 >>40188516 >>40189584 >>40189656 >>40191957 >>40193856

How come they can grow up but ash cant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 21:41:46 No.40187356 Report

Quoted By: >>40188877 >>40193851

>>40187303
>Red: Blue you have 5 seconds to let my arm or i crush your neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 21:45:13 No.40187382 Report

Quoted By: >>40187393 >>40190558

Ash is made for children to relate to and Red and Blue are meant to be powerful and skilled trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 21:45:49 No.40187389 Report

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>>40187303
Ash is played by an actor with dwarfism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 21:46:10 No.40187393 Report

Quoted By: >>40187400 >>40187495

>>40187382
Kids these days dont give a fuck about ash. All the people that related grew up. It's time ash grew up and had children and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 21:47:12 No.40187400 Report

Quoted By: >>40187408 >>40187531

>>40187393
Children still watch and play Pokemon anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 21:49:05 No.40187408 Report

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>>40187400
Goku grew up and nobody complained.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:00:21 No.40187495 Report

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>>40187393
Yeah but they'll don't give a fuck about him eventually

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:01:04 No.40187499 Report

Quoted By: >>40188700

>>40187303
Because Ash is a fucking faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:02:53 No.40187509 Report

Quoted By: >>40187525

Pikachu not evolving is a metaphor for Ash not growing up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:03:07 No.40187510 Report

Quoted By: >>40193843

>>40187303
Because Red is Ash's game equivalent, and SM Red is how Adult Ash would.
>take SM Red
>Make the red part of his shirt blue
>make his hair darker
>add the Z's on his cheeks
There you go. There's your fucking Adult Ash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:04:15 No.40187525 Report

Quoted By: >>40193843

>>40187509
Red still keeps his Pikachu unevolved because Yellow is the canon game, and that game is inspired by the anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:05:46 No.40187531 Report

Quoted By: >>40187723

>>40187400
Not really. The anime ratings are going to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:06:31 No.40187535 Report

Quoted By: >>40187548 >>40188700

>>40187303
No one cares about Ash or the cartoon. It isn't canon and is just a glorified commercial for merchandise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:07:48 No.40187541 Report

Quoted By: >>40187670

Why are people in this board so mad about this little kid and his show?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:08:14 No.40187548 Report

Quoted By: >>40188469 >>40188520 >>40188760

>>40187535
Ash win the league so fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:23:06 No.40187670 Report

Quoted By: >>40187699 >>40187763 >>40193861

>>40187541
People have been mad about the anime for ages. The fact that Ash makes grown men seethe by existing makes him a favorite of mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:27:31 No.40187699 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187670
Because they're fucking shit, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:31:20 No.40187723 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187531
The writers have a pre-conceived notion for what they think their audience is, and its wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:36:13 No.40187763 Report

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>>40187670
Wwweeeell he wins a league already so anything can happens, so the writers can made aged him ONE year at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:39:34 No.40187789 Report

Quoted By: >>40187821

>>40187303
Because they are gay and Ash is forever 10 with a harem that will continue to grow forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 22:44:51 No.40187821 Report

Quoted By: >>40190330

>>40187789
>they are gay
Cute headcanon, that is Ash and Gou now, and how Ash is forever a 10yo he'll never get an erection so he never get a shit about girls but Gou instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 23:57:38 No.40188469 Report

Quoted By: >>40188700

>>40187548
Because winning the Alola league with cringe animation means something. Wew lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 00:02:45 No.40188516 Report

Quoted By: >>40188623

>>40187303
Ash is stuck in a timeloop like the Simpsons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 00:02:49 No.40188520 Report

Quoted By: >>40188700

>>40187548
>Taking this long to win anything
I mean, you can still call that winning after trying for so long. Then again, winning in a shitty region doesn't exactly prove anything. Ash cartoon never changes, despite 'winning' for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 00:14:39 No.40188623 Report

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>>40188516
Based and truthpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 00:15:40 No.40188632 Report

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Ash coma.

That's why he constantly disfigures himself every season yet never ages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 00:24:15 No.40188700 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187499
>>40187535
>>40188520
>>40188469
B-b-but anon Ash winning two leagues, the Orange league and the alola league, and the battle frontier, and collected badges of six regions, meet a Lot of legendaries and a Lot of chicks love him, that not made him a Chad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 00:31:44 No.40188760 Report

Quoted By: >>40189351

>>40187548
In the anime winning the league≠become the regional champion, i mean tobias and Alain win the league and cynthia and diantha still be the champions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 00:45:57 No.40188877 Report

Quoted By: >>40189539 >>40189550 >>40194051

>>40187356
>Red: Blue, we need to have sex RIGHT NOW, I can't stand this anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 01:45:06 No.40189351 Report

Quoted By: >>40190579

>>40188760
So what do you have to do to become a champion? Or is champion more of a political role that you have to be elected for, like a president of the region or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 01:57:28 No.40189445 Report

Quoted By: >>40189630

They look like faggots now
Childhood pals to gay lovers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:09:25 No.40189539 Report

Quoted By:

>>40188877
based, also checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:10:39 No.40189550 Report

Quoted By: >>40189612

>>40188877
>Blue: SMELL YOUR FORESKIN LATER, LOSER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:13:52 No.40189584 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187303
Because they're gay and you can't have a story about them being gay while they are underage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:16:57 No.40189612 Report

Quoted By: >>40190342 >>40190583

>>40189550
>Red:you know what you want it, it's more bigger than yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:18:48 No.40189630 Report

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>>40189445
Is that not true romance, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:21:21 No.40189656 Report

Quoted By: >>40189721

>>40187303
Ash is cursed by a pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:29:01 No.40189721 Report

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>>40189656
Pikachu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:37:10 No.40190330 Report

Quoted By: >>40190484

>>40187821
Is Gou the new one? I thought she was just a tomboy.
I guess Red’s gayness rubs off on his counterparts with the exception of the manga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:38:12 No.40190342 Report

Quoted By: >>40190510 >>40190532 >>40193937

>>40189612
Red is the bottom though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:56:19 No.40190484 Report

Quoted By: >>40190491

>>40190330
>Manga
He thinks Yellow was a boy until GSC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:57:28 No.40190491 Report

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>>40190484
Seemed more like they were platonic there though, it’s been a looong time since I read the manga though so you’re probably in the right and they had some pseudo gay going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:00:01 No.40190510 Report

Quoted By: >>40190574

>>40190342
Blue is too pasive for not be the botton, we defeat him every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:03:07 No.40190532 Report

Quoted By:

>>40190342
they are versatile homosexual males.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:07:27 No.40190558 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187382
>Ash is made for children to relate to and Red and Blue are made for man children and faggots to relate to
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:10:02 No.40190574 Report

Quoted By: >>40190721 >>40193937

>>40190510
Red’s too autistic too top, his care taker has to do it for him. On top of that ‘smell ya later’ clearly evolved into ‘I’m gonna fuck your ass later’.

Though in reality they probably change it up a lot with Red usually bottoming while playing with his pikachu doll

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:11:05 No.40190579 Report

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>>40189351
You have to do what you do in the games. Face the E4 followed by the champion. As broken as Tobias was, Cynthia apparently made him her bitch offscreen. Ash has no chance of ever reaching that level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:12:07 No.40190583 Report

Quoted By: >>40190593

>>40189612
>more bigger
Double digit IQ detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:13:50 No.40190593 Report

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>>40190583
Red wrote that post himself anon, don’t bully him, he didn’t get Pokemon spaghettios today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:31:50 No.40190721 Report

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>>40190574
well "autism" in a legit autistic way and not as in a synonym for "dumb" or "retarded" can include things such as sensory/touch issues, problems with textures, odd/erratic movements. bottoming or topping would both represent struggles.

red is just a quiet guy tbqh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 07:57:05 No.40191957 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187303
Soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:52:16 No.40193843 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187525
>>40187510
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:53:16 No.40193851 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187356
I read this as "you have 5 seconds to make me cum"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:54:24 No.40193856 Report

Quoted By:

>>40187303
Anime is separate from games

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:55:25 No.40193861 Report

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>>40187670
How pitiful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 15:09:57 No.40193937 Report

Quoted By:

>>40190342
>>40190574
Red is only botton to Lyra

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 15:33:56 No.40194051 Report

Quoted By:

>>40188877
lol a faggot at my school just killed himself after bullying yesterday
he didn't even hit his 40% expiration date haha

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