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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:49:41 No.40189908 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you consider having a pokemon girlfriend?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:50:55 No.40189922 Report

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>>40189908
No, because it isn't right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:51:25 No.40189929 Report

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>>40189908
Consider? I would absolutely have a Pokemon girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:51:45 No.40189930 Report

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>>40189908
If their intelligence is close to or above that of a human and the language barrier isn't too much of an issue, then yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:52:01 No.40189932 Report

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>>40189929
No, you don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:52:33 No.40189935 Report

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>>40189932
I don't what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:52:43 No.40189936 Report

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>>40189908
Of course!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:56:11 No.40189965 Report

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>>40189908
Reminder most of /vp/ would get friendzoned by their own pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 02:57:10 No.40189978 Report

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>>40189908
>Everyone, girls and guys, want their partners to look like braixen

FTFY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:25:14 No.40190230 Report

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>>40189965
>Reminder most of /vp/ would get friendzoned by their own pokemon
Not if you have all 8 badges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:26:07 No.40190240 Report

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>>40190230
I don't think that's how it works.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:27:15 No.40190253 Report

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>>40189965
Can't be friendzoned if you don't consider them friends in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:38:16 No.40190343 Report

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>>40190240
How so? Having all the badges makes it so all pokemon obey you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:46:51 No.40190411 Report

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>>40190343
It's a game mechanic designed to prevent you from steamrolling the game with stronger Pokemon, not a brainwashing device

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:52:14 No.40190453 Report

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>>40189908
For the last time, no! They need to understand that they have no such place in the human world, and thus should keep their dirty paws and claws to their own kind. Such persistence will get you nowhere, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:53:23 No.40190464 Report

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>>40190411
Pokemon aren't real either, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 03:54:02 No.40190469 Report

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>>40190230
Badges are nothing more than a trite and archaic progression method that only makes sense from a gameplay perspective, as opposed to an actual world one could exist in. Little pieces of plastic/metal would hold no significance other than for bragging rights.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:04:11 No.40190537 Report

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>>40189908
Only if I, too, were a Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:06:03 No.40190553 Report

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>>40190537
If you were a human and Espeon wanted to date you, you'd still say no? Why not start the relationship and seek out a way of transforming like Bill did?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:09:22 No.40190567 Report

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>>40189908
the answer is obviously yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:25:35 No.40190674 Report

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>>40190553
I'd gladly be her trainer, but a full-blown "romantic" relationship doesn't seem right; as if it's taking advantage of Espeon's loyalty. Only when we can be seen as equals (as in, becoming a Pokémon) would I ever consider.
>seek out a way of transforming like Bill did?
It'd be far too awkward at that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:27:03 No.40190684 Report

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>>40190674
>>40190537
But Pokemon and Humans are equals, they used to marry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:30:38 No.40190704 Report

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>>40190674
How is it taking advantage? I don't think becoming a Pokemon wouldn't change their feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:43:58 No.40190819 Report

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>>40190674
I... What? If they initiate then I really don't see how that's taking advantage of them, regardless of you being a human and/or them being subservient to you
Am I missing something here? Second part makes sense though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:02:54 No.40190962 Report

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>>40189908
Sigh ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:13:39 No.40191048 Report

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>>40190962
I don't want you to look like a basic whore
I want you to be a sexy plant insect
You stupid bitch

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:15:40 No.40191065 Report

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I considered it so hard, I made her my wife anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:15:59 No.40191070 Report

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>>40191048
>sexy plant insect
who is it?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:19:56 No.40191106 Report

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>>40189908
I'd take it further then that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:30:06 No.40191164 Report

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>>40191070
obviously left

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:36:40 No.40191222 Report

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>>40191070
He ment Luranstis an sexy plant insect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:47:37 No.40191287 Report

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>>40191164
>>40191222
Pls be in Galar so I can at least slightly justify buying that shitty game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 06:41:47 No.40191567 Report

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>>40190230
Is that fucking Egoraptor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 06:42:49 No.40191574 Report

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>>40190453
Control yourself better or she'll show up again

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