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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 22:55:46 No.40199338 View View Reply Original Report

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Pokémon would not be sexually interested in you, and you're far too weak and cowardly to force yourself upon one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 22:56:48 No.40199351 Report

Quoted By: >>40199400

Zigzagoon are canonically interested in everything, therefore Zigzagoon are willing sluts that are in it for the experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:00:48 No.40199400 Report

Quoted By: >>40202861 >>40203186

>>40199351
Yeah, Zigzagoon are based off raccoons, who shift through the trash. Perfect for you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:41:44 No.40201252 Report

Quoted By: >>40202668

>>40199338
I dunno, Gardevoir seems like the safest bet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:46:56 No.40201314 Report

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>>40199338
that's fine, I'm used to fapping to animals and other people having sex with them/them fucking eachother. I don't have to do it myself. I'm actually really, really good at masturbating.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:08:20 No.40202651 Report

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>>40199338
Based, OP.

I also read this in Garfield's voice. Gardevoir now sounds like Garfield to everyone ITT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:10:04 No.40202668 Report

Quoted By: >>40202695

>>40201252
Gardevoir would figure out the nicest way to turn down your advances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:12:34 No.40202695 Report

Quoted By: >>40202798

>>40202668
What makes you so sure? And what if she were the one to initiate?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:28:58 No.40202798 Report

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>>40202695
that would be rape anon.
you dont wanna get raped do you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:31:24 No.40202820 Report

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>>40199338
YES, THANK YOU

Now that it's officially been said, I can finally be free!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:33:34 No.40202842 Report

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>>40199338
But I'm a girl, all I'd have to do is bend over, like those dogs videos. You know the ones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:35:23 No.40202861 Report

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>>40199400
dayum

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:36:27 No.40202871 Report

Quoted By: >>40203171

>>40202798
Is it even possible for Pokemon to rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:36:37 No.40202873 Report

Quoted By:

>>40199338
The eighth badge compels them to obey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:16:23 No.40203164 Report

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>>40199338
Are you sure?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:17:59 No.40203171 Report

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>>40202871
would you like to find out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:20:09 No.40203182 Report

Quoted By:

>>40203171
Maybe...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:20:40 No.40203186 Report

Quoted By:

>>40199400
Rek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:24:32 No.40203215 Report

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>>40203171
>Mew
Yep, that one definitely can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 06:59:35 No.40203890 Report

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>>40203171
For some reason this reminds me of that fanart of the two weird fleshy blobs doing stuff together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:01:31 No.40203910 Report

Quoted By: >>40203917

>>40199338
Why would i choose pokemon when anime girls are real in this world ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:03:03 No.40203917 Report

Quoted By: >>40203943

>>40203910
women are expensive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:07:41 No.40203943 Report

Quoted By: >>40203994

>>40203917
Only the ones not worth your time. Get yourself a gf who sometimes pays for her stuff, and who also let's you pay for her from time to time. Something something equality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:16:07 No.40203994 Report

Quoted By: >>40204014

>>40203943
so, a gynoid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:21:44 No.40204014 Report

Quoted By: >>40204051

>>40203994
I don't know what the hell that is, but the answer is most likely no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:22:14 No.40204017 Report

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>>40199338
Why woudn't they be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:22:24 No.40204020 Report

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If humans seem to be sexually attracted to humanoid Pokemon, it's retarded to assume the reverse isn't true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:30:15 No.40204051 Report

Quoted By: >>40204058

>>40204014
A robot girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:32:08 No.40204058 Report

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>>40204051
Then no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:50:44 No.40204140 Report

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>>40199338
>an embrace Pokemon
>who is ready to defend you with her life
>wouldn't want to be embraced by you
>in a world where romantic relationship between humans and Pokemon were confirmed ages ago
Sex with Gardevoir is all but canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 08:45:06 No.40204404 Report

Quoted By: >>40204645

>>40199338
>Far too cowardly to force yourself on one

>Go to rape gardevoir
>Rips my balls off with telekinesis
>Fucks me in the ass because it's a male one and I forgot

Damn right I'm afraid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 08:50:32 No.40204426 Report

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>>40199338
Once I acquire all 8 badges, all pokemon will obey me regardless of level so your argument is invalid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 09:29:53 No.40204645 Report

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>>40204404
>>40199338
Personally i'd teach my Steenee stomp after giving her an everstone then convince her to stomp my dick and balls as much as she wants. Maybe have a female Kirlia and Gothorita join in with kicks or even their powers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 09:42:53 No.40204689 Report

Quoted By: >>40204723

According to Sinnoh diary in the past humans and pokemons were very connected...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 09:52:48 No.40204723 Report

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>>40204689
BY THEIR PEE PEES XDDDDDDDD

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