>"You can't just come up with a cool-looking or cute-looking design that hasn't got any logic behind it"
>"Why would it have [feature]? How does it live?"
What purpose does the vanillite line's shape have? How did they get to be shaped like that? What advantages does that shape give it?
What purpose do the patterns and straps on the golett line have? Surely it would have evolved to have abandoned those patterns over time as the ancient civilizations passed. Or were there a set number of Goletts made in the world?
How does Vullaby fly? Its wings are too big for its body. How did it evolve the (canon) diaper when diapers were a human invention? When it shits, does the shit stay in that diaper until it evolves? That doesn't sound very healthy or practical, "Jamie". Or is it just there for decoration? What happened to frivolous details, Jamie?
Why does every single phantump have the same mask if they're supposed to be possessing different tree stumps? Shouldn't there be variation there?
Why are all the ultra beasts so unnecessarily detailed, jamie? What's the deal with the yellow ring around Guzzlord's mouth? Why does the poipole line have so many unnecessary patterns?
What's the deal with every single pokemon you've designed so far in galar, jamie? Why do the starters aside from grookey have such small limbs? Where are sobble and Scorbunny's bones? Wouldn't Scorbunny's bones snap from the stress? Why does wooloo have braids? Why does Gossifleur have a human face? Where did Corviknight get the metal on its coat? How does the metal grow when the pokemon grows? What purpose does Yamper's heart on its ass have? Where are impdimp's bones? Why does impdimp have such a big head? What about its patterns? Why does duraldon look like that?

You're a hypocrite, james turner. You don't deserve a job designing pokemon and it's sad that people who design these pokemon for fun put more thought, time, and effort into the designs than you.