>>40214646You don't understand. Every single time, I follow a cute girl somewhere and then I get the old 'piano wire around the neck' treatment. I remember the promises. I remember the goo-goo eyes. Then the heavy breathing. The hands clasping. The screams. The flailing. The trunk of the car. The darkness. I know it all.
This happens nearly every day. Almost every single day I fall for the classic 'lure this loser behind the tree and then give him the big strangle' trick. Then I wake up and swear it won't happen again. But it does.
