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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 16:08:31 No.40216123 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40216144 >>40216351 >>40217491 >>40223169 >>40223347 >>40226069 >>40231656 >>40232397

how much could a machamp bench press?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 16:12:28 No.40216144 Report

Quoted By: >>40217424 >>40223408

>>40216123
Not enough to lift your day ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 16:41:29 No.40216351 Report

Quoted By: >>40216362 >>40237068

>>40216123
It’d probably be pretty hard for him to get into proper form with the arms coming out the back, and I’m not too sure how well he’d be able to use his back arms considering they don’t get the benefit of being connected to chest muscles (and the grip would be fucked). Probably a good amount more than any human, but less than you’d expect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 16:42:35 No.40216362 Report

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>>40216351
based fitfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 17:02:52 No.40216572 Report

Quoted By: >>40216725 >>40220250 >>40223402 >>40225811 >>40237210

Machoke and Machamp are fucking terrifying
>Machoke alone can lift 56,000 lbs (average weight of a dump truck) with a single hand
>with the belt on
>112,000 lbs with both arms
>Can stop 346lbs/Sumo average weight with a single finger
>That's 3460 lbs with all fingers with 0 effort
>Machamp has two extra arms and is even stronger
>can punch 125 times per fist per second

Machamp assuming he was exactly as strong as Machoke, could lift half a skyscraper's average weight with all 4 of his hands, with the belt still on.

You're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 17:20:52 No.40216725 Report

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>>40216572
Beat me to it, good job

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 18:26:58 No.40217424 Report

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>>40216144
what about his night ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 18:31:40 No.40217491 Report

Quoted By: >>40217647 >>40217864

>>40216123
more importantly, how relevant will my boy be in the upcoming mainline games (which I won't buy)?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 18:45:07 No.40217647 Report

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>>40217491

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 18:52:26 No.40217756 Report

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>>40217647
but competitively?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 19:00:46 No.40217864 Report

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>>40217491
He'll be a strength 'hm' machine and nothing more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 21:01:43 No.40219467 Report

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>>40217756
Neglected again if GF’s previous treatment of him is any indicator

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 21:48:27 No.40219971 Report

Quoted By: >>40221512 >>40223145

>Dynamic Punch now has 150 BP
>-40 Sp Atk
>+20 Atk
>+10 HP
>+10 Sp Def
I think we’ve waited enough. MaCHADS rise up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 22:15:34 No.40220250 Report

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>>40216572
This makes me really horny. I need one in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 00:25:32 No.40221512 Report

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>>40219971
>No Guard Fissure wasn’t allowed
As if there arent enough counters at that point to make it overpowered

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 03:38:23 No.40223145 Report

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>>40219971
It would be well fucking deserved

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 03:41:44 No.40223169 Report

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>>40216123
More than the toughest human who ever lived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 04:00:17 No.40223347 Report

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>>40216123
Yellow Pokedex entry: One arm alone can move mountains. Using all four arms, this Pokémon fires off awesome punches.

>one arm alone can move mountains

So: single arm can move mountainS, plural.

He could probably bench press a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 04:07:32 No.40223402 Report

Quoted By: >>40224423

>>40216572
the pokedex entries say that a single one of machamp's arms can move mountains. note the S on the end of mountains. machamp could bench press or lift much, MUCH more than a skyscraper with all four arms. he would have the strength to lift entire mountain ranges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 04:08:12 No.40223408 Report

Quoted By: >>40244324

>>40216144
fighter of the night ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 07:12:26 No.40224423 Report

Quoted By: >>40237263

>>40223402
Moving mountains and picking them up are different. Just as pushing something and actually picking it up are different. Sure it can move a mountain, but doesn't specify the size of a mountain, nor does it say how he is moving it. But yes, either way, Machamp are terrifying creatures in reality. Not Magcargo terrifying of course, but you get the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 11:51:08 No.40225811 Report

Quoted By: >>40226023

>>40216572
>muh mountain ranges
>muh 125 gorillon punches per millisecond
>muh belt off gets him godmode
Enough power to rip apart every Pokemon in a distance and still can't OHKO 50% of the cast.
That's why I hate the pokedex so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 12:24:55 No.40226023 Report

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>>40225811
Although Machamp does need some buffs. It’s been overdue

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 12:32:05 No.40226069 Report

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>>40216123
a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 12:49:07 No.40226189 Report

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>>40217756
Conkeldurr's confirmed to be in the game

sorry dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 13:49:54 No.40227912 Report

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>>40226189
I like both though but the champ needs to shine again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 16:56:40 No.40231656 Report

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>>40216123
A lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 17:32:31 No.40232397 Report

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>>40216123
Multiple mountains

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:41:26 No.40236231 Report

Quoted By: >>40237365

>>40232397
Amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:18:10 No.40237068 Report

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>>40216351
This. I think he could bench about 3.5-4 pl8 though. Now imagine how many pullups he could do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:25:42 No.40237210 Report

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>>40216572
And in the end all it takes is a pidgey to beat Machamp lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:29:14 No.40237263 Report

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>>40224423
don't be autistic. his dex entry says he can move mountains with a single arm. that's all we need to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:34:54 No.40237365 Report

Quoted By: >>40239655

>>40236231
Bruno is the perfect husbando.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 23:26:55 No.40239655 Report

Quoted By: >>40242960

>>40237365

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 02:13:18 No.40242847 Report

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MUHCHAMP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 02:18:12 No.40242960 Report

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>>40239655
Name the time and place, I'll be there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 03:31:53 No.40244324 Report

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>>40223408
Underrated

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