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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 17:32:41 No.40232398 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40232478 >>40234061 >>40235665 >>40235780 >>40236511 >>40236618

You wake up tomorrow and Pokémon are real
New laws fall into place to accommodate this:
>no random battling
>no legendaries
>one pokémon per person
Which Pokémon would you own? Which would best suit your lifestyle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 17:35:50 No.40232478 Report

Quoted By: >>40232505

>>40232398
Can I fuck it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 17:37:18 No.40232505 Report

Quoted By: >>40232567 >>40232700 >>40235698 >>40235729

>>40232478
That's treated the same as bestiality, it's illegal if you're caught. Also I'd imagine a Pokémon can fight back a little more effectively than your dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 17:40:07 No.40232567 Report

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>>40232505
Ok lemme get uhhhh cinccino

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 17:46:32 No.40232700 Report

Quoted By: >>40235559

>>40232505
Magikarp must give a mean blowjob

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 18:55:41 No.40234061 Report

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>>40232398
Aegislash because he’s awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:13:30 No.40235559 Report

Quoted By: >>40235799

>>40232700
but what about when itevolves

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:14:32 No.40235580 Report

Quoted By: >>40235691

A cute bird on my shoulder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:18:21 No.40235665 Report

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>>40232398
A meowth and force it to reproduce so I can continually command them to use Pay Day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:19:26 No.40235691 Report

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>>40235580

I have a bird in real life so this desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:19:35 No.40235698 Report

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>>40232505
But romantic relationships are still allowed, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:20:54 No.40235729 Report

Quoted By: >>40235771

>>40232505
What if the Pokemon is humanoid, can express human emotions and can talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:22:46 No.40235771 Report

Quoted By: >>40235818

>>40235729
What Pokemon is able to talk? Like actually talk and not some telekinesis bullshit. Slowking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:23:04 No.40235780 Report

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>>40232398
Most likely would end up with a Meowth/Persian due to my large white cat, or a munchlax to help out with scrap disposal. Pro chef here, so I could feed it just fine regardless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:24:07 No.40235799 Report

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>>40235559
You give it blowjobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:25:04 No.40235818 Report

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>>40235771
Speaking to you through telekinetic powers would still count

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:48:19 No.40236385 Report

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my bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:50:11 No.40236431 Report

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I love Sableye, but it eats rocks and gemstones and can take your soul if you look into its eyes so it's not exactly practical. Maybe Petilil or Mincinno would be nice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:53:40 No.40236511 Report

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>>40232398

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:56:32 No.40236618 Report

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>>40232398
>ls a scavenger, so I can literally feed it crackers and other stuff I have in the house anyway
>Is cute

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