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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 03:52:47 No.40261170 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>40261293 >>40261394 >>40261417 >>40261531 >>40262089 >>40262112 >>40262172

I am a professional reviewer and here is my early, unbiased leaked review of Sword and Shield

Graphics:0/10
Music:0/10
Gameplay:0/10
Total: 0/10-It's shit don't buy it lol

WIll you cancel your preorders now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 03:54:50 No.40261192 Report

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Just cancelled both my preorders
God bless anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 04:05:02 No.40261293 Report

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>>40261170
Makes wonder why you people call us "shills" when you're the biggest shills here trying to manipulate other people's decisions over your personal bias and while using shill tactics like cherrypicking and deception.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 04:17:15 No.40261394 Report

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>>40261170

OP = Beautiful example of deep stupidity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 04:20:04 No.40261406 Report

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>>40261293
Imagine being THIS determined to waste money.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 04:21:21 No.40261415 Report

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>reviews before the game's even gone gold
seething dextard baba, kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 04:21:37 No.40261417 Report

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>>40261170
>gives scores
>doesnt them back up with any arguments

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 04:40:39 No.40261531 Report

Quoted By: >>40262097 >>40262106

>>40261170
>Game looks hideously bad and underperforming even for the Switch
>People mock it and complain being the natural response to something like this
>Fans bitch and moan about the complaints instead of the developer's mediocre job
Why is the Pokémon fanbase the biggest corporate cocksucker of all time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 04:43:21 No.40261547 Report

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>>40261192
fpbp
Has everyone just forgotten what sarcasm is today? This board is so strung up these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:01:27 No.40262089 Report

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>>40261170
>implying I preordered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:03:03 No.40262097 Report

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>>40261531
13-year-olds are often like this. They are extremely loyal to "their" team.
I know, because I hated Digimon when I was a little kid, because I thought it was ripping off Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:04:35 No.40262106 Report

Quoted By: >>40262117

>>40261531
Maybe stop being autistic and act your age. Pokemon doesn't need to look like the lesbians of us to be good

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:05:49 No.40262112 Report

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>>40261170
>Listening to game journalists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:06:12 No.40262117 Report

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>>40262106
I actually didnt type lesbians, but I'm glad it turned out like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:13:11 No.40262172 Report

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>>40261170
nah they never give lower then 7
i give this review a 7/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 07:28:26 No.40262523 Report

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No matter what, I will still buy this game, and I will still have fun with it. Whether or not its bad will not affect this.

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