the launch of Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield for the Nintendo Switch™ which I pray is ruined for Masuda, Gamefreak, Ohmori, Ishihara, and the Pokémon Company by hackers reducing the price of the digital version of the game to less than a dollar

Shout out to the anon who gave me an actual suggestion for the image I used yesterday. If any of you have actual suggestions for images corresponding to the numbers 11-38 please post them.