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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:11:18 No.40269548 View View Reply Original Report

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https://randompokemon.com/
Generate a Pokemon
Now how would you use this Pokemon to kill yourself in a unique way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:11:59 No.40269557 Report

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uh fuck
uhhh
drowning me maybe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:14:03 No.40269567 Report

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Ok so... Uhmm...
Help me on this one /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:20:08 No.40269643 Report

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I dunno, bite me across my neck to behead me maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:20:20 No.40269646 Report

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>>40269567
BUGUSO
IN
YOURE
ANUSE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:21:47 No.40269656 Report

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I have it use Hydro Pump on my head, Pressure Washing my flesh and brains away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:21:51 No.40269657 Report

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just bash my skull really hard and turn my brain into pulp ferrathorn senpai!!! <<333

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:23:55 No.40269674 Report

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>>40269548
probably drop a moon on me (it would probably destroy the city along with me but, such is life)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:24:25 No.40269680 Report

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>>40269567
Rat torture, but with Wimpods instead. Y'know, they like to flee, so they'll be more than happy to flee through your body to get away from fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:24:27 No.40269682 Report

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>>40269548
Unables my mind with a psychic.
Get killed by the sheer force of a metang ramming at me with one of its fist.
Metang grabs me, levitates and drops me to my death.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:24:56 No.40269689 Report

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>>40269548
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
it's aspyxiation via you know exactly what other holes included

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:25:49 No.40269700 Report

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I guess it'd beat me until I die from fractures and internal bleeding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:27:37 No.40269711 Report

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>>40269548
Aggron kills me by dropping himself on top of me.

With the sheer force of his tail, he mops the floor with me, myself hitting the ground with my neck, breaking it in the act.

Agronn destroys my skull by eating it, biting the high part of my brain, unabling me to think, I become a vegetal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:28:25 No.40269717 Report

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>>40269548
NO WAY

Since you never answered for it though, I’d have it fly into me at high speed and impale me. It would then carry me high into the sky before ripping me apart.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:37:06 No.40269789 Report

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[lewdness intensifies]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:57:31 No.40269950 Report

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Electrical shock while putting its magnets on my back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:01:55 No.40269993 Report

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It'll knock me out of my kayak because it's defending its nest, physically stopping me from getting the shore and causing me to drown. This actually happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:05:13 No.40270021 Report

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I generated 6.
>Wooper - have it cover me in mud, and then use Ice Beam on me to freeze me inside a mud-sickle.
>Ralts - Use psychic powers to implode my head
>Breloom - Make it use it's stretchy arm to punch clean through my body, pulling out my heart.
>Solrock - Solar beam up the pooper on a bright, sunny day.
>Nihilego - Wear it as a hat, but then slap it to piss it of while it's on my head.
>Bunnelby - make it dig me into a deep narrow grave, and then have it use rock tomb, crushing me in the hole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:05:40 No.40270027 Report

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Probably eat it? Or have it drain my life so I shrivel up and die a slow death?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:06:22 No.40270035 Report

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>>40269548
My heart gets impaled against the wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:09:31 No.40270053 Report

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>>40269548
>Lonely Musharna
She'll give me horrible nightmares till I get too scary/crazy/paranoid and either stop sleeping till I die, or kill myself to avoid sleeping again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:10:15 No.40270061 Report

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either crushed pelvis or STD from unprotected sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:25:41 No.40270170 Report

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How the fuck do I die from this thing? Let it poison me, since it can learn Poison Sting?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:30:20 No.40270209 Report

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oh god

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:33:01 No.40270232 Report

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beak blast in my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:34:23 No.40270249 Report

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>>40270209
Enjoy your death by dehydration

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:43:32 No.40270318 Report

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>>40269993
a-anon
are you a ghost?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:44:09 No.40270324 Report

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>>40270170
It crawls down your throat and eats its way back out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:51:28 No.40270380 Report

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smash my brains out bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:54:05 No.40270406 Report

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any ideas?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 01:00:58 No.40270457 Report

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Cut it's tail off and jam that in my windpipe, then find a cliff and jump off it while angling my neck as the place of impact

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 01:42:27 No.40270793 Report

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>Arbok
Autoerotic asphyxiation?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 01:43:53 No.40270810 Report

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>>40269548
I don't think I'd even have a chance to come up with a unique way and you all know why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 01:52:19 No.40270872 Report

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>>40270318
Haha, I'm afraid not. I based that on a news article about a man who had that happen to him due to a real swan attacking in 2012. Aha, now they will suspect nothing... excellent, excellent...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:17:25 No.40271547 Report

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>>40269548
maybe something like this >>>/gif/15710195 [you'll regret watching so don't bother]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:21:14 No.40271580 Report

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>>40269548
>Masquerain
Literally no idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:12:11 No.40272010 Report

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Got togepi....

Only thing I can think of is it distracting me then I trip on a rock. Falling off a fucking cliff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:13:57 No.40272020 Report

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It's gonna decapitate me and use my skull as a helmet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:14:03 No.40272021 Report

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> Throh
Just use fighting-type move on me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:18:11 No.40272047 Report

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It grabs me and keeps flying faster and faster until the sheer velocity causes pieces of my body just start flying off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:20:19 No.40272062 Report

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Uh.
It's just gonna turn into a kid and run away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:21:50 No.40272069 Report

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>>40271547
only watched a second
why, i hate it (rip that guys dick)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:41:57 No.40272198 Report

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>>40270318
Nah he’s actually the swan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:46:26 No.40272226 Report

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>>40270406
skin cancer from constant exposure to UV rays

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:46:29 No.40272227 Report

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>>40269548
Sit on my face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:51:12 No.40272255 Report

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>>40269548
>Skrelp
It'll shoot water into my urethra until my innards explode and I die from internal bleeding, I guess? I don't know, how the fuck do you kill yourself with a seahorse?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:07:50 No.40272364 Report

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>>40269548
my roll makes that actually impossible

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:19:07 No.40272449 Report

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>Haxorus
Death by sucking on his cock and deepthroating it until it COOMS gallons on my stomach and causes me all sorts of internal organ ruptures.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:21:05 No.40272456 Report

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>>40270380
Aren't you the lucky one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:14:27 No.40272730 Report

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i let myself be engulfed by searing hot magma

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:44:55 No.40272899 Report

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I got Lele.. never played Sun and Moon... what does this pokemon do? Do I become ultra gay and get fucked by a horse only to die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:47:48 No.40272906 Report

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>>Kyogre

Drizzle/THUNDER

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