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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:44:06 No.40271763 View View Reply Original Report

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Think of a pokemon you really hate.
Got it? Are you sure? Okay...
Congrats that pokemon is now your pet and you're stuck with it for life. Post your results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:45:32 No.40271777 Report

Quoted By: >>40271787

Great, I get a sweet shillmon Charizard/Greninja

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:45:44 No.40271779 Report

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>>40271763
Thanks, I hate you OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:46:29 No.40271787 Report

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>>40271777
checked. fpbp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:47:03 No.40271793 Report

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at least I can pimp it out to furfags. and by that I mean have them pay me to let them have sex with it, but then Lucario just kills them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:47:05 No.40271794 Report

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>>40271763
My first thought was Watchog, which sounds annoying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:49:17 No.40271817 Report

Quoted By: >>40273387

>>40271763
Thanks, I hate it.
I can't even take care of a regular dog where I live, much less one with no fucking ears

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:50:15 No.40271824 Report

Quoted By: >>40271843

>Teaches it how to "shake"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:51:40 No.40271838 Report

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>>40271763
Barbaracle as a pet sounds kind of nice if he can behave
I’d take mine to the beach a lot and get him a giant saltwater tank to sleep in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:52:17 No.40271843 Report

Quoted By: >>40273404

>>40271824
You should teach it how to jerk you off! Maybe even a little succ. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:52:40 No.40271847 Report

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Wtf i love hoopa now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 03:55:06 No.40271872 Report

Quoted By: >>40271923 >>40271939

What the fuck am I supposed to do now, he's leaving pointed rocks literally everywhere and when l tell him to clean them up he blows all my shit into the yard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:00:26 No.40271923 Report

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>>40271872
Get a refrigerator with an ice cube maker, and every time he acts up turn it on and throw ice cubes at him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:02:20 No.40271937 Report

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>>40271763
At least I'll sleep well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:02:22 No.40271939 Report

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>>40271872
It'll only get worse when your lawn starts growing at twice its usual rate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:15:32 No.40273234 Report

Quoted By: >>40273969

>>40271763
Stupid disgusting pool toy, you’ll never be a REAL deep sea horror angler fish. But if I’m stuck with it, I suppose having a constant source of light and power would be nice. Other than that it’s not very remarkable even if I didn’t hate it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:27:33 No.40273278 Report

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>>40271763
I guess I'll call a priest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 09:00:48 No.40273387 Report

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>>40271817
Wanna trade?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 09:04:20 No.40273404 Report

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>>40271843
>The one time getting a (double) handjob and blowjob at the same time sounds revolting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 10:41:16 No.40273771 Report

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>>40271763
How do I effectively eliminate sand castle?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 10:45:35 No.40273788 Report

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How would a eusocial pokemon function on its own?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 10:50:42 No.40273815 Report

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>>40271763
I should have given Torracat an Everstone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 10:56:05 No.40273840 Report

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>>40271763
Wooper unbound, kek.

Also, I have a Gardevoir now. Oh no no no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 11:15:43 No.40273925 Report

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worst licks i have ever received

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 11:15:54 No.40273929 Report

Quoted By: >>40274368

I imagined every pokemon from gen 6 onward.
I dunno what to do now???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 11:22:26 No.40273969 Report

Quoted By: >>40275438

>>40273234
Fucking nigger, how dare you shit on friendly mask fish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 11:26:58 No.40273985 Report

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>>40271763
Well inceniroar, time to sell you to some mentally ill pokefaggot furry as a sex slave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 11:41:31 No.40274060 Report

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>>40271763
>Ledian
Hey Ledian can you just reach in and clean this oven for me? Oops. I closed the door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 11:43:02 No.40274067 Report

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Seedot? Alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 12:11:46 No.40274226 Report

Quoted By: >>40274568

Garbodor? Great, now I have a walking trash heap as a pet. Stick him out back and hope the rain cleans it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 12:44:28 No.40274368 Report

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>>40273929
Just put them in a zoo, you’ll sell millions of tickets
Also fuck off, every one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 12:48:08 No.40274389 Report

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>>40271763
>Alcremie

At least I'd never go hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 13:18:00 No.40274568 Report

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>>40274226
>Anons Garbador just accumulates more trash people throw at him, believing it to be a rubbish pile and it grows gargantuan and terrorises the city like King Kong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 15:36:54 No.40275438 Report

Quoted By: >>40277065

>>40273969
It’s a disgrace of an angler fish and you know it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 15:42:44 No.40275477 Report

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i bet it could fend for itself in the wild, it isnt going to follow me around is it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 15:51:04 No.40275542 Report

Quoted By: >>40275626

>>40271763
Great, now everyone is gonna think i’m gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 15:55:01 No.40275573 Report

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>>40271763
At least it would work as a pet, I hope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 15:55:02 No.40275574 Report

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>>40271763
At least I can use it to protect my house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 15:59:59 No.40275609 Report

Quoted By: >>40275632 >>40277834

Christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:02:00 No.40275626 Report

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>>40275542
Are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:03:18 No.40275632 Report

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>>40275609
I would also have to move. Living in the fucking city is not optimal for this guy at all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:03:23 No.40275636 Report

Quoted By: >>40275689

Guys what the fuck is this thing I don't think its a pokemon its scaring the shit out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:10:40 No.40275689 Report

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>>40275636
He gets cuter when he divides in half and produce a black hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:18:25 No.40275739 Report

Quoted By: >>40275747 >>40275759

Dammit. I'm stuck with a Charizard. What do I even do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:19:12 No.40275747 Report

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>>40275739
Hit it in the head with a hammer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:20:35 No.40275759 Report

Quoted By: >>40275769

>>40275739
You never have to own car again and just have it fly you everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:22:00 No.40275769 Report

Quoted By: >>40277907

>>40275759
That's actually a decent idea.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:24:38 No.40275791 Report

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>>40271763
NOOOOO

The rest of my days are going to have me wallowing in utter despair!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 17:45:00 No.40276500 Report

Quoted By: >>40277834

>pet
Eww, it’s practically a person

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 18:56:21 No.40277065 Report

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>>40275438
it tries it best

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 20:09:01 No.40277614 Report

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Thanks, I hate it. It was okay keeping the summer days cool but now it's October and this chicken fuck is freezing all of my food and even broke my oven the other day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 20:30:33 No.40277826 Report

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>>40271763
Bad enough that I'd have to install a tank for this shit, but it's literally useless for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 20:31:41 No.40277834 Report

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>>40276500
>>40275609
Hey, at least you get your own personal bodyguards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 20:35:31 No.40277877 Report

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What am I supposed to do with this? It probably comes with Terrakion and Cobalion baggage as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 20:36:54 No.40277886 Report

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>>40271763
damn it its gonna shit on my carpet or tell me about the gays

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 20:39:06 No.40277907 Report

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>>40275769
Exactly. You'd never have shell out cash for car insurance, plate stickers, or gas again.

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