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>>40285468

As in the amount of work you'll have to do to satisfy your pet and clean up after its sticky messes has gone from 9 hours a day to 10 hours a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:29:26 No.40285528 Report

Quoted By: >>40285547

>>40285495
>clean up
Animals don't belong in the house. Just fuck lugia outside, and there's no need to clean anything up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:30:22 No.40285532 Report

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>>40284979
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:31:45 No.40285538 Report

Quoted By: >>40285547

>>40285340
Spoonfeed me on the gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:32:49 No.40285547 Report

Quoted By: >>40285557 >>40285585

>>40285528

>leaving your beloved pet out in the rain because you can't be bothered to train it not to cum all over the couch

brb calling animal cruelty

>>40285538

Take a wild guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:32:52 No.40285548 Report

Quoted By: >>40285571

>>40284979
Lacks a sweet belly but would impregnate or get impregnated by this qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:34:02 No.40285557 Report

Quoted By: >>40285566 >>40285571

>>40285547
Please be Hermaphrodite

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:35:28 No.40285566 Report

Quoted By: >>40285625

>>40285557

It's pretty obvious that the answer is hermaphrodite. What I don't get is that you'd assume it to be a masculine-leaning herm from the orientation of the female half of the symbol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:36:05 No.40285571 Report

Quoted By: >>40285625

>>40285548
impregnation would certainly help with the belly situation.
>>40285557
got it in one, champ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:37:26 No.40285585 Report

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>>40285547
>>leaving your beloved pet out in the rain
bitch nigga that thing used to live in the fucking ocean

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:38:21 No.40285593 Report

Quoted By: >>40285618

>>40285495
>pet
im lugia's pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:42:05 No.40285618 Report

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>>40285593

>I want to have sex but I want the woman to do all the work

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:42:24 No.40285625 Report

Quoted By: >>40285638

>>40285566
I don't really pay attention to gender symbols[/spoilers]
>>40285571
Fuck yeah to both

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:44:27 No.40285638 Report

Quoted By: >>40285668 >>40285683

>>40285625

tfw you'll never rub your pregnant belly again hers as it hides the fact that your balls are touching while you frot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:45:41 No.40285645 Report

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>>40285340
That certainly confirms it's bamia's work. However you can tell just by the detail on the skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:47:48 No.40285657 Report

Quoted By: >>40285668 >>40285683 >>40285686

>ywn raise a family (canon btw) with lugia as you live on a secluded island, fishing for dinner for you, your husbandwife and your kids
aaaaaah fucking fuck FUCK

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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:50:23 No.40285668 Report

Quoted By: >>40285693

>>40285638
>>40285657
Wait, are you saying you're hermaphrodites, too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:52:02 No.40285683 Report

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>>40285638
>>40285657

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:52:10 No.40285686 Report

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>>40285657
Life is fucking meaningless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 14:52:49 No.40285693 Report

Quoted By: >>40285906

>>40285668
aren't we all here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 15:19:57 No.40285906 Report

Quoted By: >>40285925

>>40285693
N-no, you're only supposed to have one thing down there...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 15:21:32 No.40285925 Report

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>>40285906

>not having mommy give you all the genders for free

lmao poorfags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 16:54:32 No.40286829 Report

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>>40285361
>Can we not support fascists please?

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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 16:59:00 No.40286879 Report

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>>Can we not support fascists please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 17:11:41 No.40286998 Report

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>>40285361
Nigger

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