>>40288405so i'm on holiday in unova right. head into this restaurant, take me seat, i start flippin through the menu. waiter's not showing up at all, it's been ages, i'm thinking hell with this, i'll find someone. go up to some green haired chap in a vest thinkin oh finally someone who works here. he seems to think i'm itching for a battle i say no, mate, i just want me food. he doesn't listen, throws a ball out. sends out a little monkey fella. i leave and end up gettin a pizza delivered instead. open me hotel door. pizza delivery man, turns out, same monkey. and it's sad inn'it, bloke works in a fancy restaurant and his monkey still needs to work to keep the bills paid. and uh, that's monkey news.
